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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 8:45 pm

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She's listed at 6'4. Would.

Also, "extra long and baggy pantsuit" seems like a poor choice by wardrobe.

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Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 8:54 pm

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That can't be real unless Alex Trebek is 3'8".

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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:48 pm

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Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 12:52 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

That can't be real unless Alex Trebek is 3'8".

Ahh damn, I see the 'shopping now.

I stand by my comment about wardrobe, though. Vertical stripes and long coats on an already-tall woman next to short people is bad TV.

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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:38 am

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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:40 am

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I'll ramp it down to which average looking chick I'd marry and go with Carrie Brownstein.

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Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:56 am

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

She's listed at 6'4. Would.

Also, "extra long and baggy pantsuit" seems like a poor choice by wardrobe.

I'd like to see her in horizontal stripes to move the eye way from her length. Here she is in a little summer ensemble that works wonders.

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Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:01 am

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I liked form-fitting better:

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Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 6:50 pm

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Mrs joe paterno. Very forgiving.

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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:09 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Mrs joe paterno. Very forgiving.

Not Mrs. Sandusky?

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Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:19 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Mrs joe paterno. Very forgiving.

Not Mrs. Sandusky?

Too much liability and too poor.

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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:25 pm

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Jane Sanders!

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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:58 pm

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Does Vanessa Bayer count?

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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:01 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I liked form-fitting better:

Sike a delik

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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:56 pm

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Lindsay Lohan

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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:40 am

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Killer V wrote:

Does Vanessa Bayer count?

No. Cute as hell.

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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:07 am

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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:17 am

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[passed away in 2014 (officially.) Seemed like a lot of fun.]
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:22 am

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Telegram Sam wrote:

[passed away in 2014 (officially.) Seemed like a lot of fun.]
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2842130/Spains-Duchess-Alba-Europes-richest-aristocrats-dies.html

I was talking about her

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