Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Saw a video on IG where someone tried this in some inner city the last few days and was getting chased around by a group of people.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

This is going to reach a head pretty soon.

Do these guys spray Faygo root beer and call themselves clowns 'cause they look queer?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Do these guys spray Faygo root beer and call themselves clowns 'cause they look queer?

I rarely troll.

Haven't sat down and thought of a top 5 Eminem song of mine, but I'm sure this one would be there.

Two whole stories on it on the Noon news on 9.

As The World Turns has gotta crack my Top-5. Hell, Bad Meets Evil, I Just Don't Give a Fuck and Rock Bottom would all get consideration from me, and that was just his first wide-released album.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

Parents Left 4-Year-Old Alone To Terrorize Neighborhood While Dressed As Clowns

A Wisconsin couple was arrested early Friday after authorities say they left their young child at home to go terrorize a neighborhood's motorists while dressed as clowns.

Menasha Police Department responded to an early morning call about reports of two people in clown masks frightening motorists on a city street.

Police say they arrived at the scene to find two men ages 20 and 26 dressed in clown costumes and a 26-year-old woman who’d been driving them around.

Police Chief Tim Styka told WBAY that's when police learned the couple allegely left their little girl at home. "They had left this 4-year-old girl home alone while they decided to go out and do their clowning activities," he said.

The girl was allegedly unattended for hours while the parents were driving around.

The couple was arrested and referred to court on charges of child neglect. Chief Styka told InsideEdition.com his office is working with the DA's Office.

“The child was actually placed outside of the home by Winnebago County Social Services,” Styka said.

The 20-year-old man was not charged.

The Menasha incident is just one of multiple reports of menacing clowns that have become a burden to police forces nationwide in recent weeks.

It's a trend that's started to exasperate cops like Chief Styka who must respond to what are often just pranks in order to put a genuinely scared public at ease.

"The biggest takeaway we have for people on this is they really need to stop and think about what they are doing. In this incident the 'clowns' were running after cars at 2:30 a.m., a time known for having a higher level of intoxicated drivers on the road," he said.

"In addition, leaving a 4-year-old home alone also could have had tragic consequences. People are getting tired of these incidents and we are concerned that it is just a matter of time that before an innocent prank can could end with tragic consequences."