And his wife's divorce attorney.

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Sometimes drinky wants to fight with Bernstein just for the sake of doing so.

Today was one of those days. I mean there is plenty of real issues for drinky to argue with his boss. But the simpleton drinky chooses arguments that makes him look like the dumb ass.

1. Bernstein said that pizza places give instructions on the box on how to heat or reheat their pizza. That's true. I've seen the boxes. Drinky said that was the dumbest thing he's ever heard. Ripped on Bernstein for saying it. Only to be tweeted by people to prove it's true.

2. Bernstein said he gives his kids cold pizza for their lunch at school. Drinky said that was the dumbest thing he's ever heard. That Bernstein was lazy and a bad parent. What? I got left over pizza for lunch at school. I loved it. Bernstein said his kids love it as well. Nothing wrong with it. Drinky called him a bad parent. No, drinky, giving pizza to the kids for school lunch doesn't make you a bad parent. Banging an ICE GIRL with a wife and 3 kids makes you a bad parent. Especially a relatively newly wed with 2 young kids.

Like I said, drinky likes to fight with Bernstein for the sake of fighting. He could take on real issues. That would be better. But drink chooses bullshit issues. And he always ends up looking like the dumb ass that he is.

(No agenda, Spmack. Drinky is white. He's a disgrace to our race, Spmack. I'll grant you that. But I hope you don't hold him against me or the other white people on this board. He's just one of the bad ones.)

I'm with Drinky on this one...I don't know about Little Caesars, Dominos, or Papa Johns, but I can't remember ever seeing re-heating instructions written on a pizza box or wrapper.

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Not those shit pizza places. Bernstein was talking about the upscale pizza places. And he's right.

Lou Malnatti's has instruction

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

DO YOU THINK THE GREAT DAN BERNSTEIN WOULD EVER WRAP HIS LIPS AROUND A PAPA JOHN'S???

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Yes. And many others.

Drinky, during this stupid argument, said that he has eaten pizza at least once a week his entire adult life and has never heard of or seen such a thing. Which makes him dumber than we thought.

He also said that it's stupid to have leftover pizza. That a real man finishes the pizza when it's cooked. Another remarkably stupid comment. Bernstein just lets him talk. Rolling his eyes. But if drinky were a caller he'd crucify him.

Someone should tell Drinky that breaking up a marriage with their mom is worse than cold pizza.

"The only playmaker the Bears have on offense is Eddie Royal."

If you ignore the fact that Alshon Jeffery is their leading receiver...

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Can this thread just be the "Official" show thread when drinky subs with Bernstein?

Cuz there is always something that he says that makes you say "What the hell is wrong with drinky".

He really is the dumbest talk show host ever. Not just sports. Not just Chicago. In the history of all radio talk show hosts.

Beardown is correct. Drinky is unlistenable.Juvenile, stupid, believes he is funny when he is not....how can any sponsor want this uncharismatic dope to do their commercial reads? I wouldn't buy anything that troll endorses. Do these sponsors not listen to the show to get the full measure of his idiocy? "We MUST get that vapid fool to endorse our product!"

Bonafide idiot. I cannot switch stations fast enough when he does those live commercial reads. If he is co-hosting, I listen to W & S down the dial. How do people like him get jobs in big markets?

The drinky-Bernstein relationship is weird.

Drinky hates Bernstein. Bernstein knows drinky hates him. But Bernstein enjoys the fact that drinky hates him. It's like a badge of honor for him because he knows he's more successful than his underling.

Dan is the ultimate performer in that he doesn't seem to take anything personally. It's all a facade, a mask he wears only to work and on his phone on Twitter.

That's the thing drinky doesn't understand. He yells and rips Bernstein and bernstein just takes it in stride. So Bernstein wins. He treats drinky like a parent dealing with an annoying kid.

If you didn't know, you would think drinky is a 18 year old kid when he fights with Bernstein. Yet they're only a couple of years apart in age. Not just fighting with Bernstein, drinky always strikes me as a 18 year old.

I really enjoyed Drinky's constant bashing of Guy Fieri. Sure, the guy is a bit of a turd and I'm sure his restaurant sucks, but he has made more money and has more success than Drinky will ever sniff in his lifetime.

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Of all of the criticisms this board has given drinky through the years - being stupid, not being funny, not being able to talk well and making stupid comments to Bernstein - the one thing that sticks out equally to all of those criticisms: DRINKY REALLY DOESN"T KNOW SPORTS THAT WELL.

I mean he really has bad sports thoughts and observations.

Gotta love drinky doing commercials for "Valentine's day". Not that it's wrong. Ex Wife gets the alimony and the mistress gets the chocolate. Makes sense. I'm buying my hooker candy based on his endorsement. So the commercial worked on me.

Prosecco at a suburban chain restaurant is on drinky's Valentine's calendar

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I cracked up when I heard Drinky mention "ice" during that commercial he was reading.

I have to wonder if the person writing the copy knows.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson