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FavreFan

Post subject: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 2:19 pm

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Just turn their mic off after their allotted time has passed. Why don't they do this?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 2:20 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Just turn their mic off

Should have just stopped here

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Post subject: Re: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 2:24 pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zF16D7T_mc

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 3:37 pm

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Do it like they used to do on Win Ben Stein's Money ... put them in isolation booths and only let them talk during their turn ... shit, throw in the final quiz while you're at it and trot Ben out there to see which of the three is ostensibly smarter ... keep Kimmel as 'host'/moderator.

That, or use Norm MacDonald to run the whole show.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 3:49 pm

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They could use shock collars, and the person gets a little jolt if they keep talking past their allotted time.

Or...electrified butt plugs. That'd make Hillary shimmy.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:05 pm

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Put them all in an airtight room. Let the air run out. Show it on PPV.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:32 pm

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or quit bitchin because part of the debate is how you can handle someone who wont let anyone else talk. because that is what happens in negotiations across the world.

you want our future president to sit with putin and say "hey! youre talking out of turn! you cant do that!"

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:25 pm

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Let Earl Hebner be the "moderator" & have them "debate" in a Steel Cage.

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MajorKong

Post subject: Re: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:45 pm

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Use chalk to draw a circle in the middle of the stage, then place a loaded gun inside it that no one is allowed to use.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:48 pm

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Every time you talk past the limit, Chris Matthews asks your next question.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:50 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

If Kaine acted like that in front of world leaders it would be fucking embarrassing. Your guy lost, man. Get the fuck over it. It's not that big a deal.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 11:09 pm

100000 CLUB

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Kaine showed strength and substance. Only a Trumpet would think differently.

#KaineIsAble

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 12:50 am

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The Vice Presidential nominee's job is to be the attack dog. Kaine did that.

I would be stunned if any minds were changed by the VP Debate.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Easy way to fix debates

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 1:14 am

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when i entered this thread i thought it was gonna be about something akin to "the smart money is betting on [fighter] to lose in the 4th round"

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