Monster (Coca Cola) has a new product out called 'Mutant Soda.' I guess they figured they weren't selling enough energy drinks, so they would market a soda/pop to get more customers.

A single 20oz bottle has as many grams of sugar as the number of Bulls regular season victories in '95-'96

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What is the flavor profile of this thing? Some sort of terrible Mountain Dew hybrid?

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Mello Yello, dipshit.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

One of my guys called me in this morning to tell me he has stage 3 cancer. He's probably about 30, has a wife and 2 kids. I know lot of people have had it and are fine, but it's still crushing to hear. Really good guy.

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That sucks

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That's terrible, Leash.

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That is some awful news leash. Very sorry to hear it. Makes me think I should go back in for a physical this winter.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Good idea. I avoid doctors at all costs, but I'm getting too old to do that anymore. This is proof.

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Depends on your "luck" as to what kind it is. Sorry to hear.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Some people are truly unbelievable.

I had a concall w/ my manager and HR to get his FMLA rolling and all that.

After I told them, my manager said, "Whew! I thought you were going to tell me he was quitting or something."

Dead silence. I said, "I would much prefer that be the case."

She then said, "Oh, no, no, I meant from our perspective."

HR rep was like, "Yeah, that'd still be better."

Then she started backtracking. I get along with my boss quite well, and she's not generally a horrible person, but that was a disgusting statement.

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Yikes.

Women. Am I right?

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FUCK!!!

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

I don't know why but the chicken carbonara I made the other day really hurts my ass. It's not even spicy.

Dairy overload?

Not me; I'm lactose indifferent.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Put it in your mouth next time.

What's up, Nas?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I'll go into details in the coming weeks. I just have to wrap my head around it first.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

Internet plans that only give you 1 mbps upload. Plenty of download in a two person home, but not enough upload to stream on two different devices. So already overpriced $50 plan turns out to not be enough. Need to go up to $65 where they grace us with 2 mbps upload.

Of course all of this is because of the fears of piracy. When people complain about the costs/speeds of internet in this country, it's actually the upload speeds they should to be complaining about, and why they are on par with Baluchistan.

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"Mattress technology has come a long way"

- Dan Bernstein, 2016

Hope all is well, buddy.

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Nas having another kid

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Yeah, that seems pretty plausible. Let's start the diaper donations now.

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First thing I thought.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Ayup.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Put it in your mouth next time.

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My phone crapped out this morning and then my well intentioned son broke the wall thermostat bringing up laundry causing me to have to figure out some alternative way to turn on the heat in my house. I'm hoping it'll automatically shut itself off when it gets reasonably warm.

Medical setback, getting cold unexpectedly, things now breaking & not really working for three months really is upping the stress levels.

Dr. says I can have one drink a day, today feels more like 2-3 are needed.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

you need a second opinion pronto

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest