So these are the motherfuckers. It's possible that they called every home in the US. My fucking wife almost fell for it.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/indian-polic ... nance.html

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Just the tip of the iceberg. Probably tons of these operations elsewhere. I get calls (said UT on my caller ID) from scammers, saying my Windows was corrupt, and they wanted to walk me through the steps to fix it. I like to string them along, then ask them how much they're making for this horribly unoriginal scam. Sometimes they chat, but usually they hang up instantly.

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I get those calls all the time. I usually get them along long enough that they start swearing at me.

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I had a very interesting conversation with one of these dopes a few months ago.
Entertaining! Sad!
Thank you come again!

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But I don't see the windows icon on my keyboard. I have a mac book.

How is my computer sending you errors? It's not connected to the internet.

Last week, they told me they were getting messages that someone was trying to hack my computer. I kept asking him over and over if they were trying to hack my computer. "Dan" kept saying yes. I asked him if he knew that hacking a computer was highly illegal. He told me to go fuck myself.

My favorite was when I got one of them so worked up that he offered to fuck my mother. I told him she was dead and if he fucked her, it would make him a necrophiliac and a sicko. He offered to stick me. I told him I shove a cow cock so far up his ass, that he'd taste it then burn in hell for eternity for desecrating a sacred animal. He started crying.

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I usually start off with solicitors by saying, "I'll answer your question but first I'd like to know what you are wearing." This usually catches them off guard but they almost always get back on script. I then say "slow down, I want you to describe it very slowly". Some threaten to send me to their superior which then gets a "what is she wearing".

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