Seriously? Restore hair commercials?

No one else in the commercial is famous except you. How much money have you blown?

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Quite possibly the most hated greatest local athlete of all time. He can barely spit out a coherent sentence when he's on with W&S. Can fuck off.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Have you seen this commercial, rogue? It's literally Urlacher, me, jimmypasta, and JORR. Like... if you didn't know who he was, you'd just think he was some actor off the street who was paid 50 bucks plus free lunch to appear.

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Haven't seen it but I don't have to to know its awful and he's awful in it.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

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Terrible nomination. No fuckin respect. This is why Chicago fans don't deserve all time great athletes to root for.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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Urlachers is a judge on the Golf Channel reality show re: designing a Wilson driver. No matter how awkward the situation he wears a backward baseball hat. The system must be in transition.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

i'll mark out if he's ever willing to man up and #BleachTheRug!

is his new (weekly?) comcast sports net show basically a ~30min infomercal/ad for the hair replacement system? it seems to be centrifugal to the name/logo for the program, and you know having no less than ~22-23mins/week of a famous bald/shaved-head guy brandishing a head full of glorious replacement hair = the whole reason why we have this show (cuz has anyone watched a bears game over the last few years and thought "man, i can't wait to hear what brian urlacher has to say about this?" akin to the traditional battlecry heard late in bears losses-- "at least doug and OB will be good!")

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