You know it's going to be a bad year for the White Sox Mackey , when one of the players calls you and you have no clue who he is. I felt pretty stupid but Jerry Owens felt even more dumber after spending 5 minutes on the phone with me.It just didn't click a player was calling me.

Today the White Sox are having some players call their Season ticket holders to thank them and give a "Were going to be fine" pitch and come on out and watch us win the Central speach.

I get the call and a guy said Hi, I'm Jerry Owens with the Sox and I want to talk to you about being a season ticket holder..I said , I already sent my payment in and he should of got ..Jerry say's no , I understand that I just want to talk to you about the up coming season ..I said who are you again??? Jerry Owens your center fielder!!! Then I ask again why he was calling and I thought to myself this must be a joke and Jerry feeling kind of stupid just thanked me and hoped for the best and hangs up as he probably thinks why the hell was he stuck doing this but I felt dumb none the less. Had to share as I thought you guys would find it funny .

I called my ticket rep to ask why Jerry Owens is calling me and he laughed and said Thome and Kornerko were too busy to bother with us and platoon guys were calling fans today.

Some Sox fan I must be.

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"You can't put a bounty on a man's head"!

You probably said "Geez I thought it was some Tyrone or Jamal type of customer service dude" (Like Matt Dillon in Crash)

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I thought Nick Swisher was the Sox CF?

In a way, I am glad Kenny and the players have confidence in this team, though I'd much rather hear the truth. Which, at this point is, "We've got a good start for a great team here. If these guys go out and play a near perfect season, we will be right in the race this year. But odds are, that is not going to happen this season. However, we are expecting lots of big things from the White Sox in '09, '10, and beyond."

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I'm sure your seats will be in the nose bleed section now dumbass. You should have had him put Kenny on the phone and ask why he won't come on MJH.

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"NEED a friend...Buy a dog"..

Why didn't you tell Jerry to go over to the other phone and ask Crede if he liked your cigars.

I think about that story every time I'm getting the hot towel treatment at the Darien sport clips. They have your exact picture autographed by Uribe hanging on their wall.

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

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. I'm sure the CLUBHOUSE guy either took them or they were smoked in the DUGOUT or some other PLAYERS stole them.

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"You can't put a bounty on a man's head"!

Nice "catch" Frank....

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@audioidkid

Not to steal your thunder Slapshot Ed but I recently received a call from a student-athlete from the Purdue Men's swimming team thanking me for my support. I guess both of us are now "Big Time".

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You mean Robbie Hummel didn't pay your a call?

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I'm sure the guy had his Speedo on and was breathing heavy Rick.

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"NEED a friend...Buy a dog"..

No, that was me. In fact, that's what I'm doing for this post also.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Harold Baines called me and didn't say anything so I hung up.

Well whoopty fucking do, to the both of you.
Judy Biggert called me just the other day.
And this is a woman who's still mourning Dusti the giraffe offing himself.

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

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SOLID..Joey Cora called my buddy and kept waving him thru ,during the phone call.

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"You can't put a bounty on a man's head"!

Dick Jauron just called me and I told him I appreciate he took the time to call me on his phone.

He then took the next 3 minutes explaining to me that it was not his phone , but it was the Buffalo Bills phone and he was just using the phone.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Dana Jacobson just called me and said "FUCK Mike and Mike and the FUCK the Irish, da Jews, blacks ,Cold Pizza ..............

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"NEED a friend...Buy a dog"..

As long as she's fucking her own kind too, than I'm OK with it
Maybe Gloop can ask her why there are so many Jews in radio?

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

Brian Urlacher called me and said "yep....uh huh....dunno.....foxsports.com" then hung up. What a bastard.

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Just be glad it wasn't Ronnie Woo Woo.

Favre just called me but said he couldnt talk now, it was too cold out, he'll call back next september.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

rex grossman just called me and asked if i would bring the egg salad to the party so he could concetrate next new years game.

Heath Ledger just called and asked if I would remove all the porno from his house before his mom finds it.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Mark Prior just called and asked if his jeans make him look fat.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Stevie Wonder just called to say "I love you".

Not a call, but Linda S. just sent me a PM asking "Why does D. McNeil call it future mail?!?"

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Sosa called but his lawyer chimed in, said that he doesn't speak English, and hung up.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

Fonzie called to say this thread has jumped the shark

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I got a call from Jack Nicholson asking me if I've ever served in an infantry.

You should have asked if he can handle the truth.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

Brett Favre called to let me know it's still cold in Green Bay and his last pass was not his fault.

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"lET ME , Worry about Luca Brasi"