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An Open Letter To Cubs Fans From The Best Fans In Baseball

Cubs fans,

First of all, congrats on a great season. You won over one hundred games for the first time in over a hundred years. Your team deserved to win the central division, and they deserve to be in the playoffs. Honestly, they deserve to win the whole thing. Before you go on a spree of bashing the Cardinals, though, we have some things to say to you

You do not have the best fan base in baseball. The Royals tried to pull this with us last year when they were good, too. Where are they now? Gone. I was so blessed to grow up in St. Louis, so I got to experience how amazing and dedicated Cardinal Nation really is. Now, I go to school in Illinois, so I deal with a lot of Cubs fans. People have actually said to me that the Cubs have the best fan base, ever. Although the Cubs have a very big fan base compared to the biggest bandwagon team in baseball (The Royals) it was not because of baseball. Before the Cubs were good, the fans were there to party and get drunk on a summer night. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, but let me compare that to Cardinal Nation. When you walk into Busch, the people there are there for the Cardinals. Our hearts break for them when they lose, and we are filled with happiness when they win. We can name our players from previous teams years back, and when I asked you all to name players from years back you all said, "Umm...Sammy Sosa?" We all remember the rally squirrel, when David Freese saved Game 6 for us, when Wainwright threw the final pitch in the 2006 World Series and jumped into Yadier Molina's arms. We also remember in 2004 when our amazing team got beat in the World Series by the Boston Red Sox. We are second in World Series Championships behind the amazing New York Yankees. In October, people only wear red. You go to Walmart on a day that the Cardinals are playing? At least 75 percent of people will be wearing red. We love our old players and will almost always offer them a standing ovation when they come back on other teams to play against us. There is a reason Albert Pujols talked about missing his "home" is St. Louis when he left. There is a reason why players like Jim Edmonds and Willie McGee consider St. Louis the best place in the world. There is a reason why opposing players say, "I'm sick of the hype too, but it really is just different there." We stick to our team no matter what. With them having the worst season that they had in a long time, we were still standing in our seats until the very end.

We don't care if you win the World Series. Yes, you're obviously not our team of choice that we want to win, just like the St. Louis Blues probably weren't your pick for the Stanley Cup. It won't effect how St. Louis feels about the Cardinals. We aren't going anywhere and we will be back next year. One of you guys told me, "Cardinals' fans will shut up if the Cub's win, they will have nothing to say." That isn't true. We might not make Titanic jokes anymore, but we still have eleven rings. We still are a threat to you next year, with a healthy Lance Lynn coming back and younger players coming up. Having a good, young team might make you the best team in baseball, but it doesn't mean you're going to win the World Series every year from here on out. Trust me, ask our 2004 Cardinals, so quit acting like you've already caught us in championships. If you win or lose this year, we will still make fun of you

This is not the best team to have ever existed in baseball.

This one is funny. The Cubs are very good, there's no question there. They are not the best team to have ever existed, though. All year long I had Cubs fans saying "The Cardinals' are so bad." "The Cardinals suck this year." "The Cardinals are the worst team in baseball." Here's the funny thing, when the Cardinals were great the Cubs were not even on our radar. We didn't care. Also, the Cardinals may not have had the greatest year compared to previous seasons, but be careful when you say that they suck. The Cardinals were one game out of making the playoffs. If one of the worst years they have had in the past decade in being a game out of the playoffs, they really cannot be that bad. Also, the Cubs played the Cardinals 19 times this year. I those nineteen games the Cubs won ten of them and the Cardinals won nine. The Cubs may have been really good this year, but you cannot say that the Cardinals would not have been a threat to them if they would have gotten the chance to meet in the playoffs. Another thing to point out is when you think of a best team in history, do you really think that it is a team that went against "horrible" teams? Or do you consider it a team that went against teams with deadly lineups such as the Killer Bees from the Houston Astros, or facing an incredible player like Barry Bonds knowing he was probably going to hit a homerun when he stepped up to the plate? The best teams in baseball are not the teams what walked all over the weak ones.

Moral of the story, celebrate this year, but don't have this chip on your shoulder that you're the best organization in baseball history, because you're just not. Also, learn to care about the actual Cubs winning instead of just beating the Cardinals.

Sincerely,

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:lol: Hanging her hat on a healthy Lance Lynn to be the difference next year seems solid.

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Maybe, but you are from St. Louis.

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:lol: :lol: this fuckin' chick. So much ridiculous shit in here

An Open Letter To Cubs Fans From The Best Fans In Baseball

Cubs fans,

First of all, congrats on a great season. You won over one hundred games for the first time in over a hundred years. Your team deserved to win the central division, and they deserve to be in the playoffs. Honestly, they deserve to win the whole thing. Before you go on a spree of bashing the Cardinals, though, we have some things to say to you

You do not have the best fan base in baseball. The Royals tried to pull this with us last year when they were good, too. Where are they now? Gone. I was so blessed to grow up in St. Louis, so I got to experience how amazing and dedicated Cardinal Nation really is. Now, I go to school in Illinois, so I deal with a lot of Cubs fans. People have actually said to me that the Cubs have the best fan base, ever. Although the Cubs have a very big fan base compared to the biggest bandwagon team in baseball (The Royals) it was not because of baseball. Before the Cubs were good, the fans were there to party and get drunk on a summer night. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, but let me compare that to Cardinal Nation. When you walk into Busch, the people there are there for the Cardinals. Our hearts break for them when they lose, and we are filled with happiness when they win. We can name our players from previous teams years back, and when I asked you all to name players from years back you all said, "Umm...Sammy Sosa?" We all remember the rally squirrel, when David Freese saved Game 6 for us, when Wainwright threw the final pitch in the 2006 World Series and jumped into Yadier Molina's arms. We also remember in 2004 when our amazing team got beat in the World Series by the Boston Red Sox. We are second in World Series Championships behind the amazing New York Yankees. In October, people only wear red. You go to Walmart on a day that the Cardinals are playing? At least 75 percent of people will be wearing red. We love our old players and will almost always offer them a standing ovation when they come back on other teams to play against us. There is a reason Albert Pujols talked about missing his "home" is St. Louis when he left. There is a reason why players like Jim Edmonds and Willie McGee consider St. Louis the best place in the world. There is a reason why opposing players say, "I'm sick of the hype too, but it really is just different there." We stick to our team no matter what. With them having the worst season that they had in a long time, we were still standing in our seats until the very end.

We don't care if you win the World Series. Yes, you're obviously not our team of choice that we want to win, just like the St. Louis Blues probably weren't your pick for the Stanley Cup. It won't effect how St. Louis feels about the Cardinals. We aren't going anywhere and we will be back next year. One of you guys told me, "Cardinals' fans will shut up if the Cub's win, they will have nothing to say." That isn't true. We might not make Titanic jokes anymore, but we still have eleven rings. We still are a threat to you next year, with a healthy Lance Lynn coming back and younger players coming up. Having a good, young team might make you the best team in baseball, but it doesn't mean you're going to win the World Series every year from here on out. Trust me, ask our 2004 Cardinals, so quit acting like you've already caught us in championships. If you win or lose this year, we will still make fun of you

This is not the best team to have ever existed in baseball.

This one is funny. The Cubs are very good, there's no question there. They are not the best team to have ever existed, though. All year long I had Cubs fans saying "The Cardinals' are so bad." "The Cardinals suck this year." "The Cardinals are the worst team in baseball." Here's the funny thing, when the Cardinals were great the Cubs were not even on our radar. We didn't care. Also, the Cardinals may not have had the greatest year compared to previous seasons, but be careful when you say that they suck. The Cardinals were one game out of making the playoffs. If one of the worst years they have had in the past decade in being a game out of the playoffs, they really cannot be that bad. Also, the Cubs played the Cardinals 19 times this year. I those nineteen games the Cubs won ten of them and the Cardinals won nine. The Cubs may have been really good this year, but you cannot say that the Cardinals would not have been a threat to them if they would have gotten the chance to meet in the playoffs. Another thing to point out is when you think of a best team in history, do you really think that it is a team that went against "horrible" teams? Or do you consider it a team that went against teams with deadly lineups such as the Killer Bees from the Houston Astros, or facing an incredible player like Barry Bonds knowing he was probably going to hit a homerun when he stepped up to the plate? The best teams in baseball are not the teams what walked all over the weak ones.

Moral of the story, celebrate this year, but don't have this chip on your shoulder that you're the best organization in baseball history, because you're just not. Also, learn to care about the actual Cubs winning instead of just beating the Cardinals.

Sincerely,

Cardinal Nation

I can't believe that that won't effect the way the BFiB feel....I guess she wishes the Cub's luck.....

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Wow. She remembers all the way back to 2004.

I feel so silly.

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Wow. She remembers all the way back to 2004.

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I hope something like 9/11 happens to the city of St. Louis.


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I would bet $1 million that I could name more old Cardinals than she can and I don't give a shit about the Cardinals.

Never did.

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I would bet $1 million that I could name more old Cardinals than she can and I don't give a shit about the Cardinals.

Never did.


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So this is like the St. Louis IMU with a little more masculinity?

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So this is like the St. Louis IMU with a little more masculinity?

:lol:

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Half my family is Cub fans, and half is Card fans. I can tell you without hesitation that the Cubs half has mad respect for the Cardinals and voices it frequently. There were MANY Cub fans rooting against the Cards to win the Wild Card this year because "they're the Cardinals."

I also think St. Louis is a great baseball town, but let's be real... part of that is because there's nothing else.

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You would think she'd move on to football @ this point.


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You would think she'd move on to football @ this point.


Oh wait, never mind.


You can sleep well at night knowing no one from St. Louis would get that joke.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I would bet $1 million that I could name more old Cardinals than she can and I don't give a shit about the Cardinals.

Never did.


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I enjoyed the Cubs late-70s game of Cardinals Infielder Grab Bag.

Every year they'd get an infielder from the Cardinals. From Mick Kelleher to Ted Sizemore to Dave Rader to Mike Tyson to Leon Durham. And they all sucked. Except Durham, he was my favorite player.

That almost rivaled the "Let's Find a Fast Guy from Montreal" strategy that got us Sam Mejias and Rodney Scott and Jerry White.

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And then they acquired the worst one of all. Ken Reitz.

The author of whatever that was can stick it up her ass.. I'm in Hooterville Cub/cards territory and I can say without hesitation the Cardinal fans are waaaay more obnoxious. She is so unconcerned about the Cubs, she penned a 1000 word essay on the Cubs.


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And then they acquired the worst one of all. Ken Reitz.

The author of whatever that was can stick it up her ass.. I'm in Hooterville Cub/cards territory and I can say without hesitation the Cardinal fans are waaaay more obnoxious. She is so unconcerned about the Cubs, she penned a 1000 word essay on the Cubs.

Remember when his $240,000 salary was huge?

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One team was able to beat the team with a "deadly lineup such as the Killer Bees from the Houston Astros."

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This is the kind of shit I have to deal with all the time.

A lot of Cardinals fans are absolute idiots. And the whole best fans in baseball is so stupid.

So many Cardinal fans are such huge babies. They love to dish out the insults and jabs, but cannot take anything coming back at them.

Fuck Cardinal nation. Enjoy your seat on the couch watching the NLCS

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One team was able to beat the team with a "deadly lineup such as the Killer Bees from the Houston Astros."


I seem to recall the Killer Bs kicking the Cardinals ass just like they kicked the rest of the division's ass through most of the late-'90s and early 2000s.

Are they taking pride in getting their ass kicked slightly less than everybody else?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I would bet $1 million that I could name more old Cardinals than she can and I don't give a shit about the Cardinals.

Never did.


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That idiotic screed is the direct result of giving broads the right to vote.

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