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How bout this stud? Not a bad pro debut for the #1 pick.

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What sport does he play?

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when does his rape trial start?

Oh, hockey.

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Is this because his name is Auston or because of the sport he plays?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Will he be a bigger success than Olympic golf?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Its how he spells his name. It has been scientifically proven that people named Jeff who spell it 'Geoff' are twice as likely to rape somebody.

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

He's a Phoenix native? I am assuming his parents had some dough-re-me.

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I appreciate this thread after being douchebag'd so often. Thanks, shakes!

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He's Mexican.

And all us Mexican Americans love our Hockey. We dominate Chicago Park District floor hockey.

You're Mexican? Now I know why I always felt regret after we interacted.

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Half.

My Mother was Irish. Does that make you feel any better?

No.

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I hope you know I'm kidding and that I love you, matches.

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No one asked what you wanted.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Does he deny his Mexican side like Antonio Romo?

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Ted Williams.

Wow, did not know.

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Did you ever play in the league at Clemente?

Also, you sound like my friend Larry Diaz (I actually have two friends named Larry Diaz, but one is 100% Mexican), whose mom is Irish and dad was Mexican. He pronounces his last name Die-ez.

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And this is my cousin, Artie Le-Veen.

Le-Vine!

Yeah, Levine. And I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp.

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No I played at Davis Square Park. And not everyone kept their sticks on the floor back then. Quite a few kids took swings right to the face and left the game of hockey forever.


As for my mom, and to bring this full circle hockey wise, she always claimed to have met Tony Esposito at Goldblatts on Ashland back in the 70's.

My mom and dad worked at a bank on Belmont & Clark in the 60s/70s. On Friday night the bank was open late and my dad being the executive he was (#fasttrack) had to stay late. My mom got off at the regular time around 4:00 p.m. She would go across the street to a bar/restaurant called The Cottage and hang out with her girlfriends from bookkeeping until my dad was finished. A lot of athletes hung out at The Cottage. In fact, I think the owner catering to them rather than worrying about his regular customers helped bring on the bar's demise.

Anyway, one Friday my mom was in there with her friends waiting for my old man to get done and this guy walks up to her and says, "Hi, I'm Eric Nesterenko." My mom replied, "Hi, I'm (Her Name)." The guy said again, "I'm Eric Nesterenko." My mom said, "Yeah, I know, you told me already and I'm married." She had no idea who Eric Nesterenko was. She loved telling that story.

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