We run the dishwasher at night so if you dirty the first bowl of the day there may be pressure town pry the whole thing.

Best breakfast list is hairs pb&j toast with a banana. That's the goods and can be made on paper towel.

That part isn't true. They just eat on the go and a cereal bowl isn't very good for that. Cereal bowls are easy to clean.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Fuckers can't even spread their peanut butter and jelly either. They have to buy it in slices.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

i'd like to open a peanut butter & jelly restaurant aimed at hipsters

You can only have 3 beverages; Fiji bottled water, PBR on tap, and Intellegista coffee.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Skim milk is the worst shit ever. Just vomit in my mouth.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Skim milk tastes like your mother doesn't love you.

Rodney:I wasn't breast fed. My mom said she just liked me as a friend.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

If you're not drinking milk frequently ... and really, why would you be ... just buy whole milk like a normal person. You're not enhancing your life in any appreciable way now or later by buying skim or, for that matter, 2% ... whole milk is only 3.5%.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Wow,I never knew that 3.5 part. Thanks!


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/won ... with-that/

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

same people who buy margarine instead of butter

Will this cereal make your teeth fall out?

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

I didn't either. #EncyclopediaDon

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Breakfast...blech.

Coffee. Black.

And sometimes a donut.

Pussies

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I didn't know until I looked it up some years ago ... was wondering what the hell the difference was (I had figured 2% was 2% of the fat of whole milk, which I figured was probably 30% or something because it had to be high like that otherwise rational people wouldn't treat whole milk like it was this side of heroin on the 'bad for you' scale, would they?). Hooray for the internet.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I make egg muffins. Delicious breakfast. And like gum, cereal mostly sucks.

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I'm shocked how many guys hate cereal. I hardly eat it but a bowl of "Life" or "Special K with dried strawberries" is pretty damn tasty.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I ate this for a while years ago. It is good.

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Elections have consequences.

I had no idea....been drinking skim ever since I hooked up with the missus......but it appears that .02 and whole is better for you.....

Did you ever read Richard Dawkins' evolutionary explanation of why we like cow's milk?

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Cereal is disgusting. And half of it is just candy thrown in milk.

Kids go "coo-coo" for Cocoa Puffs because the insulin-resistance is starting to affect their brain.

Cereal is even worse than donuts.

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I used to avoid butter as much as possible until I started some business dealings with a 90 year-old dude that would go to lunch and put about a pound of butter on every slice he ate.

Ever since then, I load up the butter at every opportunity.

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You know me like that.

To be honest I probably wouldn't read anything from Richard Dawkins even if you paid me ... that's a 'no' btw.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I would like to hear it, FKA. Ignore that jerk, Tiny.

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I enjoy a good bowl of Cheerio's with a cut up banana in it probably 2 or 3 times a month.

Lots of breakfast hate in this thread. You people are missing out.

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I love breakfast. I just have no use for cereal.

Scramble some eggs, add spinach, sausage, onions, and peppers, throw that shit in a muffin pan, bake it, and you've got breakfast for a few days.

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Yeah... I'd be with bigfan on making fun of breakfast if you were breaking down the pros and cons of Cinnamon Life versus Golden Grahams.

Breakfast food is great. Cereal is just morning snack food. It would be like eating just chips for lunch or just dinner rolls for dinner.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Well, aren't you quite the fancy lad ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Hello, Juan.

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