Dan is really excited that the really smart people might win a World Series. Barry is excited too even though he claims not to be a Cubs fan.

Which is cool. I'm not knocking them for liking the Cubs. Why Barry won't admit it is beyond me. But he thinks it makes him cool to say he's not a fan I guess.

These two hate the talk of goats, curses and Bartman.

I'll be honest, I won't hate it if the Cubs won, but if some weird shit happens that makes them lose I'd be cool with that too. That's a story. Media always says they root for stories.

You spelled 'rally' wrong.

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I know. That was done on purpose. But I'll change it for you.

Ain't it Raleigh or some shit?

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yeah i was gonna say "wtf is up with 'ralley'?" but boyd beat me to it.

honestly "ralley" sounds like a nickname for some girl-next-door type chick who has always wanted the protagonist for years but he never noticed how beautiful she was until she got the 80s/90s teen movie makeover where they did up her hair, got her in a purdy dress for the dance, and of course got rid of her glasses in favor of contact lenses (the most important part of any 80s/90s teen movie makeover)

i haven't tuned in yet.... is bernstein still clutching his universal disclaimer of "THE PLAYOFFS ARE A 100% CRAPSHOOT!!!" so that way he can extol the cubs to no end, but if they end up losing he's so totally not even 1% wrong because MLB postseason is 100% LOLRANDOM?! i wonder if he's going to allow himself to embrace his inner meatball (a maneuver that usually costs extra with hookers) and jump out in front of the cubbie pride parade and be the fucking grand marshal that leads us to the promised land, of course 100.0% brought to us by REALLY. SMART. PEOPLE. ??

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Beardown, get down there and flip their table over while they are talking.

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No, you didn't. No it wasn't. But whatever.

This is all because you let the girl chained to your furnace leave, isn't it.

Feeling lonely, big guy?

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i can't find CH's old thread for "board synergy" or whatever it was called, so i reckon i just might as well post this here:



edit: this was post #12345 for me. that's a slick lil post count!

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Of course it wasn't done on purpose. I was kidding. I messed up. I spelled the word wrong. Just goes to show that I'm not perfect. Sorry to let all of you down.

You seem tense. You're off your game. It's been like this ever since redskingreg scooped you on Terry coming back. It's ok. Everyone has a rough day.

My advice: go get drunk, ask chas where to find a hooker, get yourself some diseased poon, and a good night's sleep.

You'll be ok.

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Rozner today? How many mentions of "The Plan Sucks"?

Gets me every time. Damn you, Barry.

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You know me like that.

No kidding. I'm sick of that god damn joke.

By the way, my spell check was off for some reason. I turned it back on. So I'm gooood nowe.

You should probably still get drunk and ask chas where to get a hooker, though.

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I love how much Rozner pisses you off.

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I like my current hooker. I don't want to cheat on her.

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