Big Chicagoan wrote:
You must play for the Cubs. HE'S THE GREATEST. WE COULD NEVER BEAT HIM. HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY GET A HIT OFF THE BEST PITCHER IN BASEBALL. AND KENLEY JANSEN IS THE BEST CLOSER IN BASEBALL. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HIT A 95 MPH FASTBALL RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. But we will be fine as long as we don't have to see either of those two.
dude, where did i say you can't beat him? remember when they got their first hit in the 5th and had 2 on 2 outs? get another fucking hit and tie it up or go up 2-1 and win the fucking game.... it was right there for you, but it didn't happen.
yes, obviously if the cubs were (individually? as a team?) hitting better they're more likely to do something with 2 on 2 out in the 5th, but at the same time "it takes two to tango" and when i see THE BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL lose a game 1-0 to THE BEST PITCHER IN BASEBALL WHO HAD A CG SHUTOUT....
oh wait a minute, i didnt' even notice jansen come in for a 2 inning save? only 7 shutout innigns from kershaw?!?!?
HOLY SHIT I'M TOTALLY FUCKING WRONG AND BIG CHICAGOGAN IS RIGHT! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK MADDON? YOU GODDAMN COCKSUCKER YOU NEED TO WAKE THE FUCK UP AND STOP PULLING DOMINANT STARTERS AFTER 77/86 PITCHES AND TAKE OUT GUYS HITTING .067 OR LESS AT THIS POINT AND STOP LOSING WINNABLE GAMES CUZ HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU NOT SEE KENLEY JANSEN GIVE UP 4 RUNS TO WASHINGTON IN 2/3 OF AN INNING?!?!?
goddammit. man i'm sorry BC, i didnt know i was so wrong.... you're totally right. jansen isnt immortal like kershaw and therefore the cubs had no excuses not to win this game like 3-1 or something, and yeah,
DISREGARD ME I SUCK COCKS!!!!(disclaimer = i had a busy day over here with hosting a big ol birthday gala and therefore i didnt get a chance to watch the last 2 innings, i heard the final out i nthe background and heard joe buck blowing kershaw, who i remember having liek 69 pitches through 6 or something so i was pretty sure he went the distance. my apologies. holy shit the sky is falling and maddon needs to DO SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE CUBS ARE GONNA LOSE GAME 3 WHEN THEY CANT EVEN HIT A TIRED CLAYTON KERSHAW AND A CLOSER GUY WHO PROBABLY HAS A 4.50ISH ERA IN THE POSTSEASON!!!! GODDAMMIT WHY DID YOU GUYS HAVE TO RUIN THE ILLUSION FOR ME ARRRRDKSHFJLHDALJVHASDJHADJHVASKDLH
(the preceding post has been brought to you by newcastle, grey goose, and a lot of stupid fucking shallow conversations only offset by the stress of throwing/hosting a party for ~20ppl. my bad)
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?