Yeah, another boring Friday thread. Let's hear your tales of laziness.

Mine. My dentist bill is due next week. So, last night, rather than walk downstairs to get my wallet, I write what I think (probably had 75% of the numbers correct) my CC info is on their remittance copy, seal the envelope, and mailed it when I got to work today. I know if the number is wrong, they will call me during business hours, obviously, at which time my CC will be on my person. Much easier than navigating those eleven stairs.

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I was too lazy to read a thread created by a beta male.

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Anyone else ever just stop into Kohl's or wherever to buy a pack of underwear to avoid doing laundry?

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No.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Absofuckinglutely.

Especially when I was single.

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I wear Depends just for that reason, not the brand name either the cheap ones from Family Dollar

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Why wouldn't you just go without underwear?

Nice. Jack Reacher vibe. The books, not the Cruise character.

I just go commando.



She gets it.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Come on, Spaulding. Do you ever go without underwear?

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Yes.

That's surprising. What's an example of when you did that?

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Ask Chus about when he does it.

Probably when she hasn't done laundry. Try and keep up.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Not since my single days, MANY moons ago. Laundry gets done around here.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Goddammit, don't ruin this for everyone, CHUSE.

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Really? Laundry is an issue for you guys? That is one chore I have no problem doing. I actually do about 90% of the laundry in this house.

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If you need something to fap to, I suggest pornhub

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

You probably have less laundry than the average person...with how often you're just out there going naked.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

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Hang eleven!

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zippers, Spaulding. Ask your hubby.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

was it on a day you wore a sun dress?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

My daughter's Ex used to make some great Valveeta/Tomato dip thing for The Sunday NFL FeedFest.

He was notorious for making a huge mess in my kitchen while creating this snack.

So, I made him a deal - You gotta clean this up or no more cooking.

I see him in the kitchen "cleaning" the mess by holding the spoon with over an inch of crusted on dried up cheese under the faucet blasting hot water for no less than ten to fifteen minutes.

When asked what he was doing, he responded with a quote that I still use today, "If you run hot water over something long enough, eventually it will come off."

Millennials.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Yup. For me it's a fear that something will happen "There's Something About Mary" style.

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A box of cheese, a can of tomatoes, & a microwave Bowl. Sounds like that dude has some real cooking Talent.

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Maybe that's why he is an ex...or Fat TonyFella had him fitted with some cement shoes.

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