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jimmypasta
 Post subject: A Cub fan's prayer
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:52 am 
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Dear Lord,

Before I lay my head down to sleep,I have a sports dream I wish you would keep.
I grew up loving the game of baseball and chose a favorite team but their losing has been steady as a stream. If you can find it in your loving heart to do something sappy,please make this tired old Cub fan very happy. I know your friend Noah had an ark but why the fucking goats,was it a lark?

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 Post subject: Re: A Cub fan's prayer
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 Post subject: Re: A Cub fan's prayer
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:18 am 
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jimmypasta wrote:
Dear Lord,

Before I lay my head down to sleep,I have a sports dream I wish you would keep.
I grew up loving the game of baseball and chose a favorite team but their losing has been steady as a stream. If you can find it in your loving heart to do something sappy,please make this tired old Cub fan very happy. I know your friend Noah had an ark but why the fucking goats,was it a lark?

I thought Tiger Lyons died :shock:

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

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 Post subject: Re: A Cub fan's prayer
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jimmypasta wrote:
Dear Lord,

Before I lay my head down to sleep,I have a sports dream I wish you would keep.
I grew up loving the game of baseball and chose a favorite team but their losing has been steady as a stream. If you can find it in your loving heart to do something sappy,please make this tired old Cub fan very happy. I know your friend Noah had an ark but why the fucking goats,was it a lark?


Jimmy, you are the CFMB version of everyone's aunt that shares every inspirational facebook meme they can find.

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 Post subject: Re: A Cub fan's prayer
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 Post subject: Re: A Cub fan's prayer
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 Post subject: Re: A Cub fan's prayer
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A reading from the Book of Maddon:
Then Theo said, "Let there be winning," and there was winning. And Theo saw that the winning was good. And Theo separated the winning from the losing. Theo called the winning 'Light' and the losing he called 'Dark'. And as Theo looked upon his creation, he said, "We Are Good".


A reading from The Second Epistle to Hoyer:
But in your hearts honor Theo, always being prepared to make a defense to anyone who asks you for a reason for the hope that is in you that the Cubs shall win; yet do it with gentleness and respect ... unless they be Cardinals or White Sox fans, in which case to Hell with them, for they are an abomination.

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That's about as insightful as a pro-Trump meme.

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 Post subject: Re: A Cub fan's prayer
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 2:20 am 
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jimmypasta wrote:
Dear Lord,

Before I lay my head down to sleep,I have a sports dream I wish you would keep.
I grew up loving the game of baseball and chose a favorite team but their losing has been steady as a stream. If you can find it in your loving heart to do something sappy,please make this tired old Cub fan very happy. I know your friend Noah had an ark but why the fucking goats,was it a lark?


Prayers answered...fade to black!

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