Tired of you whiney burritos.

We got this.

Good take.

But they are one trip to the Zoo short of a WS title.

Hockey Gay saw my end of the year push and decides to throw his own hat in the ring.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Fuck you.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

R u ok?

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Why would you not be optimistic. The Dodgers aren't a great offensive team either. As good as Kershaw is, Lester is pitching at that same level right now, so in a WORST case scenario they go back to Chicago 3-2. However, why can't they get to a rookie pitcher tonight and why can't Lackey produce during the time he was paid to produce?

It would not shock me even slightly for them to go back to Chicago up.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Hockey gay seems like a great person

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-- source

Agree, everybody that's on Kershaws dick is a fucking meathead.. The guy gets lit up in the post season .he wasn't great in game 2, the cubs just sucked.. Anybody on that staff could have held em to a shutout. They are just not hitting at all.

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Cubs got this.

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Great thread. HG is 100% right. Don't tell us to be positive. The last team that I cared about that won a title was the '98 Bulls. That's almost 20 years. Even the '05 Illini disappointed me!

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He's schizophrenic at the moment. Happens to all of us.

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you're not a nice person.

I give it 4 Nas out of 5 on the trollin' scale...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

If we consider Arizona to be on the West Coast, the Cubs are 1-10 in the playoffs out yonder.

The Cubs are 7-17 in the NLCS in my lifetime.

They are 0-10 recently in the series in which they were eliminated, so I guess that bodes well.

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You know me like that.

The board would benefit from a member status meter. As an example, given HG's increasingly erratic behavior, it would be helpful to have a Blood Alcohol Content disclosure next to his avatar. That way, we could reasonably assess the sobriety of HG when he posts. Otherwise, the seemingly contradictory statements and intense negativity would force us to conclude he is going insane before he gets married. I can't imagine what a few years of marriage are going to do to his liver and sanity.

HG Blow-Meter
BAC <0.02= Just waking up. Not yet posting. Color Code: green
BAC >0.02-0.05= Started drinking 10 minutes ago. Happy, ready to watch the big game. Color Code: yellow
BAC >0.05-0.08= Run to the liquor store. First negative post. Only using verbal assaults on girlfriend. Color Code: orange
BAC >0.08-0.12= Outta cash, not outta booze. Breaks the seal and forgets to put down toilet seat. Possible backhand to significant other. Mild shit posting. Color Code: red
BAC >0.12= Outta booze, enter rage. Pisses in pants. Breaks vases and mirrors. Proclaims complete failure of The Plan. Color Code: pink

Gay is the Way.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Which level involves passing out on the front porch at Darko's?

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I stopped at 0.12, but certainly have proceeded. We'll consider that an isolated event as he didn't return for 2016. I thought about having a color code black level, but I felt that would be insensitive of me. I don't advocate pushing a gay much beyond 0.12. We want him alive and lively. He beloved by me.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

This is all karma for the Cubs having the audacity to trademark a letter of the alphabet.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Especially since they trademarked the wrong letter.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

i fixed it for you, BAC's were a bit off

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'm generally optimistic but I turned the game off last night and went to bed after the 4th run given up.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I'd like to know why the team swung at nearly 40% of the curveballs they saw from Rich Hill (whiffing on 15% of those swings), who had one of the most valuable hammers in the game this year, and swung at only 45% of the fastballs they saw, never netting a hit on fastballs that maxed out at 92.5 mph. Instead of, you know, being yelled at to stay positive staring back-to-back shutouts in the postseason.

We are the best.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

They will win. No way the offense continues to suck like this.

How quickly the Nas turns...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

It's not a turn. I felt they would lose last night and wanted to catch up on several years of sleep. I still believe that they will win this series.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

It's hard to watch games where they are generating zero offense. Every at-bat is a grind to watch, and you start to feel like all hope is lost.

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