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Peoria Matt
 Post subject: Anthony Rizzo
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:06 am 
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Seriously, BroHam?

You have shit the postseason bed two years in a row and you bolt post-game?

Man up. You suck right now. Own it.
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The pressure has definitely exceeded the pleasure.
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Probably my favorite player on the team next to Arrieta. Really painful to see them both struggle.

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Too Cam Newton-y.
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Supposed to be on with Kap so maybe he'll explain himself.

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Supposed to be on with Kap so maybe he'll explain himself.


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BRO, WHAT'S GOING ON? STRUGGLING WITH THE BAT? I WAS DRIVING IN THIS MORNING IN MY CORVETTE, AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, YOU KNOW WHAT RIZZ-DOG NEEDS? A LOU MALNATI'S PIZZA. A BIG ONE. I'LL HOOK YOU UP.

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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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http://www.baseball-reference.com/playe ... an01.shtml

batting .138 over 2 years of playoffs!


Trade him and stockpile some young arms.

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spmack wrote:
Supposed to be on with Kap so maybe he'll explain himself.


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BRO, WHAT'S GOING ON? STRUGGLING WITH THE BAT? I WAS DRIVING IN THIS MORNING IN MY CORVETTE, AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, YOU KNOW WHAT RIZZ-DOG NEEDS? A LOU MALNATI'S PIZZA. A BIG ONE. I'LL HOOK YOU UP.


:lol:
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Uuuummm? I don't think anything's really wrong, I was 1 for 3 last night. Just need to get a good streak going.
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:lol: :lol: @ Boyd, that's pretty spot on.

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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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:lol: :lol: @ Boyd, that's pretty spot on.


Yes it is, Sparkles.

Well done, Boyd.
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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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What a gutless worm. You've sucked for 2 post seasons bro. Man up and face the music.

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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/r/rizzoan01.shtml

batting .138 over 2 years of playoffs!


Trade him and stockpile some young arms.

So we have Pirates era Barry Bonds . Great.

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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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Tad Queasy wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
spmack wrote:
Supposed to be on with Kap so maybe he'll explain himself.


KRAPLAN wrote:
BRO, WHAT'S GOING ON? STRUGGLING WITH THE BAT? I WAS DRIVING IN THIS MORNING IN MY CORVETTE, AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, YOU KNOW WHAT RIZZ-DOG NEEDS? A LOU MALNATI'S PIZZA. A BIG ONE. I'LL HOOK YOU UP.


:lol:


Last week, I heard the fucker say he was in line at Bed, Bath, and Beyond and happened to see a woman buying a pillow. The (imaginary) conversation (that he thrice swore actually happened) went something like this:

Kap: Hey, you buying a pillow?
Woman: Yeah, just found this one sitting on the counter here. I don't really care...
Kap: Seriously? Hey, doll, you gotta check out My Pillow. In fact, I happen to have a code here. Go home and order one.
Woman: Thanks, Mr. Clean! (Puts pillow back. Walks out.)

Then he followed it by apologizing to BBB for costing them a sale.

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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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jimmypasta wrote:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/r/rizzoan01.shtml

batting .138 over 2 years of playoffs!


Trade him and stockpile some young arms.


Padres won the trade

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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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Not a lot of coverage of this by the Media...could you imagine if this was Sale :shock:

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.
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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 4:21 pm 
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Seems like he needs a slumpbuster.

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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Not a lot of coverage of this by the Media...could you imagine if this was Sale :shock:


Rizzo didn't turn his uniform into swiss cheese then curse out Theo before he left.
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jimmypasta
 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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This slumping continues,Theo might shock Cubs Nation & unload Rizzo.

Schwarber at first in 2017. Also another RH bat backing up Shwarb wouldn't hurt.

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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Not a lot of coverage of this by the Media...could you imagine if this was Sale :shock:


Rizzo didn't turn his uniform into swiss cheese then curse out Theo before he left.

Maybe Anthony "Choker" Rizzo should have

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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
spmack wrote:
Supposed to be on with Kap so maybe he'll explain himself.


KRAPLAN wrote:
BRO, WHAT'S GOING ON? STRUGGLING WITH THE BAT? I WAS DRIVING IN THIS MORNING IN MY CORVETTE, AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, YOU KNOW WHAT RIZZ-DOG NEEDS? A LOU MALNATI'S PIZZA. A BIG ONE. I'LL HOOK YOU UP.

:lol:

I would've went w/ the My Pillow. The guy can't get a solid night sleep w/o one.
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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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He's fucked in the head.

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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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He is lost for this series, and probably the World Series (that the Cubs certainly won't be playing in anyway)

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He'll be World Series MVP.

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Fuck Anthony Rizzo.

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Fuck Anthony Rizzo.

Do I have to?

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 Post subject: Re: Anthony Rizzo
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He'll stick around tonight.
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funny, funny thread

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all it took was using another man's bat.

now, will he flip another man's meat?
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