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Erotic Lawyer

Post subject: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:16 pm

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A cow got on its hind legs and started dry humping this woman just like a dog would to a leg. My Wife was in there with my kid and she grabbed him after being shocked for a second. The woman's kid got knocked over and she could not get free from this cow and it came up for remount. She got out and no kids were harmed but the people working it didn't even react. Like this was just par for the course. Was crazy. Honestly no one reacted at ass and maybe I am too sensitive but that is a pretty fucked up thing to happen right?

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:17 pm

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Sounds like an awesome petting zoo.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:19 pm

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Pretty sure that one was sponsored by the campaign to elect Donald Trump.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:21 pm

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Erotic Lawyer wrote:

No. Don't be a beta.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:30 pm

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I'm not one of those book looking animal doctors but I believe that was a bull, not a cow.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:35 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

I'm not one of those book looking animal doctors but I believe that was a bull, not a cow.

False. Female cows will mount when they're in heat.

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:40 pm

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Who doesn't love the heavy petting zoo.

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:51 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I'm not one of those book looking animal doctors but I believe that was a bull, not a cow.

False. Female cows will mount when they're in heat.

Hopefully Spiegs & Goff stay away from Big Red

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Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:56 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I'm not one of those book looking animal doctors but I believe that was a bull, not a cow.

False. Female cows will mount when they're in heat.

It was definetly not a bull.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:58 pm

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This would make a great Yelp.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:01 pm

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Erotic Lawyer wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I'm not one of those book looking animal doctors but I believe that was a bull, not a cow.

False. Female cows will mount when they're in heat.

It was definetly not a bull.

I used to artificially inseminate pigs. When the females were mounting, it was one of the signs we knew they were in heat and ready to be fertilized. Same is true with cattle.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:02 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

This would make a great Yelp.

What were you thinking, four stars?

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:04 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

This would make a great Yelp.

What were you thinking, four stars?

"I really wanted to like this amorous bovine..."

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:07 pm

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...have you ever had one of the staff members who just seemed a little too friendly...?

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Peter Puck

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 11:23 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

I'm not one of those book looking animal doctors but I believe that was a bull, not a cow.

Pippen? Jordan? Curremt? Which Bull?

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Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 7:17 am

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https://youtu.be/hcOA6dJfrU0

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 7:19 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

I used to artificially inseminate pigs. When the females were mounting, it was one of the signs we knew they were in heat and ready to be fertilized. Same is true with cattle.

"Artificially"

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 7:46 am

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leashyourkids wrote: