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 Post subject: Amy Schumer
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Looks like all her lefty and SJW friends are turning on her!

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Another unfunny female comedian.


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Looks like all her lefty and SJW friends are turning on her!

They always eat their own.

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Looks like all her lefty and SJW friends are turning on her!

They always eat their own.


There is a fat joke in there.


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Wait, what did she do?

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Not funny and even though I like my women with meat on the bone , no she is not doable.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Wait, what did she do?

She did an imitation of Beyonce's Formation video and I guess has some type of history of tone deafness. Not woke enough yet. Idk. I just see these articles in my FB newsfeed blasting her. I don't read them.

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 Post subject: Re: Amy Schumer
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Wait, what did she do?

She did an imitation of Beyonce's Formation video and I guess has some type of history of tone deafness. Not woke enough yet. Idk. I just see these articles in my FB newsfeed blasting her. I don't read them.

Ugh I'm going to have to defend Amy Shumer?

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Wait, what did she do?

She did an imitation of Beyonce's Formation video and I guess has some type of history of tone deafness. Not woke enough yet. Idk. I just see these articles in my FB newsfeed blasting her. I don't read them.


If the SJWs have their way, comedy will be outlawed. Schumer should take this chance to get on the right side of history instead of kissing Beyonce's ass.

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 Post subject: Re: Amy Schumer
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Wait, what did she do?

She did an imitation of Beyonce's Formation video and I guess has some type of history of tone deafness. Not woke enough yet. Idk. I just see these articles in my FB newsfeed blasting her. I don't read them.


Tsk-tsk, you don't make fun of Beyonce lest you forfeit your wokeness.

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And yeah, no shit Amy Schumer has a history of tone-deafness. Didn't she go on Opie and Anthony all the time where that box of Cards Against Humanity come to life Jim Norton was always making stupid abortion/dead-baby jokes? She didn't get woke until she saw commercial potential in it and exploited it.

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Curious Hair wrote:
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Wait, what did she do?

She did an imitation of Beyonce's Formation video and I guess has some type of history of tone deafness. Not woke enough yet. Idk. I just see these articles in my FB newsfeed blasting her. I don't read them.


Tsk-tsk, you don't make fun of Beyonce lest you forfeit your wokeness.



She called it a tribute and thanked Queen Bey for releasing it on whatever platform she and Jay-Z own.

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Curious Hair wrote:
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Curious Hair wrote:
Wait, what did she do?

She did an imitation of Beyonce's Formation video and I guess has some type of history of tone deafness. Not woke enough yet. Idk. I just see these articles in my FB newsfeed blasting her. I don't read them.


Tsk-tsk, you don't make fun of Beyonce lest you forfeit your wokeness.

It was either that or " If you like it you should've put some icing on it "

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 Post subject: Re: Amy Schumer
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
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Curious Hair wrote:
Wait, what did she do?

She did an imitation of Beyonce's Formation video and I guess has some type of history of tone deafness. Not woke enough yet. Idk. I just see these articles in my FB newsfeed blasting her. I don't read them.


Tsk-tsk, you don't make fun of Beyonce lest you forfeit your wokeness.



She called it a tribute and thanked Queen Bey for releasing it on whatever platform she and Jay-Z own.

The correct answer is (b) Hey Beyoncé and fans it was a parody, if you dont like it kiss my ass.

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Looks like all her lefty and SJW friends are turning on her!

They always eat their own.


There is a fat joke in there.



I was thinking lesbian joke, but it's not mutually exclusive.

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 Post subject: Re: Amy Schumer
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Lena Dunham had herself on the ropes recently when she complained that Odell Beckman Jr. didn't want to fuck her. In fact, I think she complained about it to Amy Schumer.

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Here's some broad tearing up over this

https://twitter.com/runtheworid/status/791083443954257920

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What's the joke in this parody? that it's Amy Schumer instead of Beyonce? I don't get it. I don't get anything. This is stupid.

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What's the joke in this parody? that it's Amy Schumer instead of Beyonce? I don't get it. I don't get anything. This is stupid.


The whole Beyonce Thing is dumb, she sucks. For whatever reason she was anointed the Queen of Media transcending time and space. I'm guessing the Jewish Cabal in Hollywood loves her and/or it's a nice payback for Jay - Z beating the shit out of her or cheating or that he's gay or something.


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Every Beyonce song can be classified under "leave me alone" or "give me money." (No wonder white daddy's girls love her so much.) It's like the Aarne–Thompson system for classifying folklore, but it only counts to two.

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Here's some broad tearing up over this

https://twitter.com/runtheworid/status/791083443954257920

whoa....that chick was keeping it real

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CNN wrote:
Amy Schumer is taking Twitter heat for her parody of "Formation," but sources with knowledge of the situation told CNN the comedian had Beyoncé's blessing to use the song."


Parody needs permission?

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I'm way beyond caring about queen bey.

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I'm way beyond caring about queen bey.


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you dont fuck with beyonce. even if beyonce says its ok

beyonce makes girls feel strong and important.

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Every Beyonce song can be classified under "leave me alone" or "give me money." (No wonder white daddy's girls love her so much.) It's like the Aarne–Thompson system for classifying folklore, but it only counts to two.


Some of her songs are pretty catchy. That's why I listen to music. I know it's the opposite of most of you on here but I don't get music.


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Beyonce is gorgeous, great voice, can't act for shit though.

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Lorde is where its at.

Yeah, when is she gonna put another album out? It's been almost four years.

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Well, she had her entire life to write the first one. And then had a song on a Hunger Games soundtrack. She's only 19 or 20...
I would guess late 2017 or spring of 2018? Hopefully she isn't a one-off.

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