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It would be quite a thing if Bernstein pulled the ultimate Bernstein and countered the unbridled enthusiasm (that's what did in Billy Mumphrey) of Purps and The Playa' over the Cubs winning the World Series with flat and dismissive "Why do you care? A bunch of highly paid mercenaries, most of whom have no ties to your city, you, or your dead relatives, won a baseball game. I didn't even watch it. I helped my children with their homework."


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Nah, Rozner will be on to beat his one home into the ground again.

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I predict a big portion of loudly authoritatively exclaimed "THEY. TOLD. YOU. WHAT. THEY. WERE. GOING. TO. DO!".

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there will be a call to hold to the randomness of the playoffs and to celebrate Theo's regular season success. Providing work cooperates.

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It would be quite a thing if Bernstein pulled the ultimate Bernstein and countered the unbridled enthusiasm (that's what did in Billy Mumphrey) of Purps and The Playa' over the Cubs winning the World Series with flat and dismissive "Why do you care? A bunch of highly paid mercenaries, most of whom have no ties to your city, you, or your dead relatives, won a baseball game. I didn't even watch it. I helped my children with their homework."


You see Tad, Danny was a simple suburban boy. You might say a know-it-all, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of social justice and being a smart sports fan.

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I predict a big portion of loudly authoritatively exclaimed "THEY. TOLD. YOU. WHAT. THEY. WERE. GOING. TO. DO!".

Probably.

But ... they did, in fact, do just that.

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Full speed Theo ass licking today.

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He will literally blow Theo on the air.

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Nah, Rozner will be on to beat his one home into the ground again.


If they have Rozner on, everyone should blow up their radios. Even the ones in their cars. While they are driving.

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i expect calls criticizing maddon (rightly so somewhat) and bernsie screaming "THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES"


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Tad Queasy wrote:
It would be quite a thing if Bernstein pulled the ultimate Bernstein and countered the unbridled enthusiasm (that's what did in Billy Mumphrey) of Purps and The Playa' over the Cubs winning the World Series with flat and dismissive "Why do you care? A bunch of highly paid mercenaries, most of whom have no ties to your city, you, or your dead relatives, won a baseball game. I didn't even watch it. I helped my children with their homework."


You see Tad, Danny was a simple suburban boy. You might say a know-it-all, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of social justice and being a smart sports fan.

Gold!


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If Terry is not on at least for 5 minutes today by phone/ISDN, he is never coming back. And sadly, probably a dead pool pick for 2017.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
If Terry is not on at least for 5 minutes today by phone/ISDN, he is never coming back. And sadly, probably a dead pool pick for 2017.

He may have been a good pick for 2016

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If Terry is not on at least for 5 minutes today by phone/ISDN, he is never coming back. And sadly, probably a dead pool pick for 2017.


What is his deal? Did they say?

Too much, too soon?

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My peeps say he's playing the insurance game. He came back for a week when his long term disability ran out, now he can get back on for another 6 months.

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My radio app isn't working. Can someone post what kind of dumb shit he says today?

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My radio app isn't working. Can someone post what kind of dumb shit he says today?

I'll do it, but I can't guarantee that I won't completely make it up.

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leashyourkids wrote:
My radio app isn't working. Can someone post what kind of dumb shit he says today?

I'll do it, but I can't guarantee that I won't completely make it up.


Deal.

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I want Dan to bust up a caller that starts out with he was a lifetime Cubs season ticket holder. Muttered under his breath "sigh, doesn't matter".

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OMG! I just heard Bernsie's prerecorded promo spot for the show and the Cubs. He actually faked his cracking emotional voice to announce the win and all the crap is over now.

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You think "Team Bernstein" is thinking about this guy today? Maybe a little bit happy for him?

Image

Boers, Bernstein, drinky & Goff: Nah, fuck him. Hope the cancer comes back.

Beardown: Yeah. That's what I figured. Anyway, congrats to Mike Murphy. This is a guy that loves the Cubs more than many family members.


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Tad Queasy wrote:
It would be quite a thing if Bernstein pulled the ultimate Bernstein and countered the unbridled enthusiasm (that's what did in Billy Mumphrey) of Purps and The Playa' over the Cubs winning the World Series with flat and dismissive "Why do you care? A bunch of highly paid mercenaries, most of whom have no ties to your city, you, or your dead relatives, won a baseball game. I didn't even watch it. I helped my children with their homework."


"Dan, did you let your kid stay up to watch the end of th--"
"No."
"No?"
"No. He had school in the morning. A game is a game. I told him I'd design the final score into his morning crossword but to go to bed. All of his classmates were going to be up all night and half-awake today and I said exploit. that. inefficiency."
"I think that's a little--"
"I told him if you want to show respect to Theo, you exploit market inefficiencies."

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Curious Hair wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
It would be quite a thing if Bernstein pulled the ultimate Bernstein and countered the unbridled enthusiasm (that's what did in Billy Mumphrey) of Purps and The Playa' over the Cubs winning the World Series with flat and dismissive "Why do you care? A bunch of highly paid mercenaries, most of whom have no ties to your city, you, or your dead relatives, won a baseball game. I didn't even watch it. I helped my children with their homework."


"Dan, did you let your kid stay up to watch the end of th--"
"No."
"No?"
"No. He had school in the morning. A game is a game. I told him I'd design the final score into his morning crossword but to go to bed. All of his classmates were going to be up all night and half-awake today and I said exploit. that. inefficiency."
"I think that's a little--"
"I told him if you want to show respect to Theo, you exploit market inefficiencies."


:lol: I had wondered how he would handle the kid.

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Oh, Christ, Leery is in with Dan. There has already been one massively phony laugh.


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Tad Queasy wrote:
It would be quite a thing if Bernstein pulled the ultimate Bernstein and countered the unbridled enthusiasm (that's what did in Billy Mumphrey) of Purps and The Playa' over the Cubs winning the World Series with flat and dismissive "Why do you care? A bunch of highly paid mercenaries, most of whom have no ties to your city, you, or your dead relatives, won a baseball game. I didn't even watch it. I helped my children with their homework."


"Dan, did you let your kid stay up to watch the end of th--"
"No."
"No?"
"No. He had school in the morning. A game is a game. I told him I'd design the final score into his morning crossword but to go to bed. All of his classmates were going to be up all night and half-awake today and I said exploit. that. inefficiency."
"I think that's a little--"
"I told him if you want to show respect to Theo, you exploit market inefficiencies."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I actually did see Bernstein taking swipes at Maddon's decisions on Twitter. I was surprised he was willing to disagree with any Cubs decision.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
It would be quite a thing if Bernstein pulled the ultimate Bernstein and countered the unbridled enthusiasm (that's what did in Billy Mumphrey) of Purps and The Playa' over the Cubs winning the World Series with flat and dismissive "Why do you care? A bunch of highly paid mercenaries, most of whom have no ties to your city, you, or your dead relatives, won a baseball game. I didn't even watch it. I helped my children with their homework."


"Dan, did you let your kid stay up to watch the end of th--"
"No."
"No?"
"No. He had school in the morning. A game is a game. I told him I'd design the final score into his morning crossword but to go to bed. All of his classmates were going to be up all night and half-awake today and I said exploit. that. inefficiency."
"I think that's a little--"
"I told him if you want to show respect to Theo, you exploit market inefficiencies."


You do this well. When your talents are properly focused, you are one of the best posters.

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"I was talking to Julie, because she's a gigantic...
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...she loves the Cubs."

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I just caught that. Whoops.


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I just caught that. Whoops.

You could see the tire tracks on the airwaves. It was special.

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