It is currently Sun Nov 24, 2024 6:54 pm

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 75 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3  Next
Author Message
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:41 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:13 pm
Posts: 15062
pizza_Place: Four hours away....and on fire :-(
Caller Bob wrote:
I thought he was I-Tailon?


Silverman?

_________________
-- source


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:43 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:05 am
Posts: 28664
pizza_Place: Clamburger's
It's days like this I wish Dan Bernstein would just stay home.

_________________
Nardi wrote:
Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:45 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:29 pm
Posts: 55953
pizza_Place: Barstool One Bite Frozen
"People talk about the videoboards and the inventory they sell, but they're making fans smarter in real time with...with the information they provide. Rob Manfred, a Harvard-educated lawyer, is trying to make people smarter about baseball."

I'm not doing a Senor bit on this one, this was the actual Dan.

_________________
Molly Lambert wrote:
The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:46 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:05 am
Posts: 28664
pizza_Place: Clamburger's
Curious Hair wrote:
"People talk about the videoboards and the inventory they sell, but they're making fans smarter in real time with...with the information they provide. Rob Manfred, a Harvard-educated lawyer, is trying to make people smarter about baseball."

I'm not doing a Senor bit on this one, this was the actual Dan.

Yeah, this is gonna get worse before it gets better at 550pm.

_________________
Nardi wrote:
Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:46 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
Posts: 48801
Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
pizza_Place: World Fluoridation Conspiracy Pizza & WINGS!
Pretty funny to hear how much smarter Cub fans are getting five minutes after he instructed them to stop jumping into the Chicago River.

_________________
You know me like that.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:47 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:29 pm
Posts: 55953
pizza_Place: Barstool One Bite Frozen
Yeah, I gotta run or invent some errands, see ya.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Pretty funny to hear how much smarter Cub fans are getting five minutes after he instructed them to stop jumping into the Chicago River.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oh shit

_________________
Molly Lambert wrote:
The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:49 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:18 pm
Posts: 4865
pizza_Place: Luigi's
Jbi11s wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
"People talk about the videoboards and the inventory they sell, but they're making fans smarter in real time with...with the information they provide. Rob Manfred, a Harvard-educated lawyer, is trying to make people smarter about baseball."

I'm not doing a Senor bit on this one, this was the actual Dan.

Yeah, this is gonna get worse before it gets better at 550pm.

So, this means Cubs fan won't name their kids & pets Clark, Wrigley or Ivy anymore. The new smarter Cubs fan will have pets and kids named Rob, Man, Fred, Theo...

_________________
"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:50 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:54 am
Posts: 22704
pizza_Place: A few...
Doc nails it !


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:06 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2014 6:04 am
Posts: 154
pizza_Place: Sam's Pizza IC
Leery: “So Dan, I’ve been thinking about this for a long, long, long, time, that if the Cubs ever won the World Series it would be a great, great, great, great thing. Quick story, I went out to eat last night at a local pizza place, and when you order and your table isn’t ready, they have you sit in this room, kind of like a waiting area, while they get the table ready. And Dan, I must have heard half of the people there talking about the Cubs. I mean, normally, people would be talking about the food or the election, but just the fact that so many people were talking about the Cubs tells you how big this whole thing is. By the way, the pizza I had was excellent, and they gave me so much that I actually got to take some home with me. They gave me a box and I just boxed it up myself so that will get eaten. All in all Dan, it was just a great meal.”

Dan: “It will be fun to watch how the people at Wrigley monetize this…”

Me: :cry:

_________________
https://twitter.com/HFsMustache


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:10 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
Posts: 48801
Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
pizza_Place: World Fluoridation Conspiracy Pizza & WINGS!
Godfella wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
"People talk about the videoboards and the inventory they sell, but they're making fans smarter in real time with...with the information they provide. Rob Manfred, a Harvard-educated lawyer, is trying to make people smarter about baseball."

I'm not doing a Senor bit on this one, this was the actual Dan.

Yeah, this is gonna get worse before it gets better at 550pm.

So, this means Cubs fan won't name their kids & pets Clark, Wrigley or Ivy anymore. The new smarter Cubs fan will have pets and kids named Rob, Man, Fred, Theo...


Plan Jones
Process Silverman, the Italian
Saber Smith


That last one actual sounds kind of cool.

_________________
You know me like that.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:12 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:54 am
Posts: 22704
pizza_Place: A few...
InTheMoment Smith


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:20 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:54 am
Posts: 22704
pizza_Place: A few...
CorporatePartner Jennings


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:23 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
Posts: 48801
Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
pizza_Place: World Fluoridation Conspiracy Pizza & WINGS!
Culture Change Davidson
He Lives There Johnson

_________________
You know me like that.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:36 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:54 am
Posts: 22704
pizza_Place: A few...
"Our kids trick or treat at the Zobrist house"

My God.....THE SYNERGY !!!!!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:38 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's
Peoria Matt wrote:
"Our kids trick or treat at the Zobrist house"

My God.....THE SYNERGY !!!!!


the wife doesn't need to wear a costume


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:43 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:43 pm
Posts: 20537
pizza_Place: Joes Pizza
Bagels wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
"Our kids trick or treat at the Zobrist house"

My God.....THE SYNERGY !!!!!


the wife doesn't need to wear a costume

:lol:


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:43 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
Posts: 38635
Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein
Bagels wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
"Our kids trick or treat at the Zobrist house"

My God.....THE SYNERGY !!!!!


the wife doesn't need to wear a costume


Funny thing is that given how Jesus-y she is, I assumed they either participated in the Church's anti-Halloween Hell House deal, or just do a trunk or treat in the parking lot...

_________________
Darkside wrote:
Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:44 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am
Posts: 26636
Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO
pizza_Place: any from anywhere
Why do people who love the Lord get mocked?

_________________
favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:45 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:51 pm
Posts: 6302
Location: Calumet City
pizza_Place: Johns in Cal City
Peoria Matt wrote:
"Our kids trick or treat at the Zobrist house"

My God.....THE SYNERGY !!!!!

Didn't know Zobrist was a tribesman.

_________________
STU-GOTZ wrote:
Well Mac told me to to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF!!! ..So now it's been said .. .


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:45 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
Posts: 38635
Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein
jimmypasta wrote:
Why do people who love the Lord get mocked?


It's not people who love the lord. It's the people who SCREAM IT FROM EVERY CORNER OF EVERYWHERE.

_________________
Darkside wrote:
Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:45 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am
Posts: 26636
Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO
pizza_Place: any from anywhere
sjboyd0137 wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Why do people who love the Lord get mocked?


It's not people who love the lord. It's the people who SCREAM IT FROM EVERY CORNER OF EVERYWHERE.


good point.

_________________
favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:56 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:50 am
Posts: 11242
Location: Schaumburg
pizza_Place: Palermo's
Curious Hair wrote:
To be fair, geeking out over 83 was more Leery than Senor.


I tuned in at about 3:50 and they played this. Leery let out a phony, over-the-top laugh that would have made Mike Mulligan say "Oh My Giddy Aunt! Take it down a few notches!"

Ugh, he just did it again. He really is an odious little twit.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:59 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:29 pm
Posts: 55953
pizza_Place: Barstool One Bite Frozen
Tad Queasy wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
To be fair, geeking out over 83 was more Leery than Senor.


I tuned in at about 3:50 and they played this. Leery let out a phony, over-the-top laugh that would have made Mike Mulligan say "Oh My Giddy Aunt! Take it down a few notches!"

Ugh, he just did it again. He really is an odious little twit.


And people yelled at me when I said it sucked that the Cubs left 720.

_________________
Molly Lambert wrote:
The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:19 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:29 pm
Posts: 38695
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis
sjboyd0137 wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Why do people who love the Lord get mocked?


It's not people who love the lord. It's the people who SCREAM IT FROM EVERY CORNER OF EVERYWHERE.

I go tell it on the mountain myself .

_________________
Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:58 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:54 am
Posts: 22704
pizza_Place: A few...
Curious Hair wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
To be fair, geeking out over 83 was more Leery than Senor.


I tuned in at about 3:50 and they played this. Leery let out a phony, over-the-top laugh that would have made Mike Mulligan say "Oh My Giddy Aunt! Take it down a few notches!"

Ugh, he just did it again. He really is an odious little twit.


And people yelled at me when I said it sucked that the Cubs left 720.


Yea....this has quickly morphed into worst case scenario.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:44 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:54 pm
Posts: 17128
Location: in the vents of life for joey belle
pizza_Place: how many planets have a chicago?
Curious Hair wrote:
"People talk about the videoboards and the inventory they sell, but they're making fans smarter in real time with...with the information they provide. Rob Manfred, a Harvard-educated lawyer, is trying to make people smarter about baseball."

I'm not doing a Senor bit on this one, this was the actual Dan.


yeah i heard this in the whip (</simonbelmontstyle>) and was just like whaaaaaaa? i literally turned and said "and there goes our guy dan beerstain on his neverending quest to gentrify the chicago sports fan" and i got the usual non-verbal response of "you talk too much" (</storyofmylife>)

_________________
Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:49 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:54 pm
Posts: 17128
Location: in the vents of life for joey belle
pizza_Place: how many planets have a chicago?
Tad Queasy wrote:
He really is an odious little twit.


you know, when i look at novels written hundreds of years ago and compare it to, say, today's digiquitous (digital+ubiquitous) social media world, it's wonderful little phrases like this that tend to disappear over the years in favor of more blunt/direct/primordial "MUH FEELINGS" type stuff.

take it from me (as out of anyone on this board i should know)-- those who speak the most have the least to say, and i reckon there's a long dying/dead artform of colorfully using extended language to articulate oneself.... but hey that's why god invented emojis, eh?

_________________
Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 6:24 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82222
He sounded like a Pepsi commercial talking about the tastes of the youth of America.

Hey bro? Who is more now?

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 6:38 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:04 pm
Posts: 9961
pizza_Place: world famous
In the 5 o'clock hour Danny said that one of the good things about winning the WS now is that the core doesn't have to be burdened with the negative history of the club weighing on their shoulders. Wasn't he saying last week that "they don't CARE about the past 108 years. It means NOTHING to them"?

_________________
Nas wrote:
We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 6:47 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32234
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina
Franky T wrote:
In the 5 o'clock hour Danny said that one of the good things about winning the WS now is that the core doesn't have to be burdened with the negative history of the club weighing on their shoulders. Wasn't he saying last week that "they don't CARE about the past 108 years. It means NOTHING to them"?


No, you misunderstood.

_________________
Curious Hair wrote:
I'm a big dumb shitlib baby


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 75 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3  Next

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 11 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group