Whether it be because of your job, hobbies, connections, or criminal tendencies, what do you get for free that most other people have to pay for?


Me? Golf clubs.

Sex.

Sorry, Chas.

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Dude, we all pay one way or another.


When I go to Wrigley I drink for free.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Nothing

Edit: Maybe therapy

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I have a company car.

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Putting their sign on top doesn't make it their car, Frank.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Whenever my pen runs out ink at work, there's a supply closet where I can just grab another one, completely free of charge.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

You also get crackerjack medical care at the VA

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Pizza (When I'm home)
College tuition for my children (granted, you know where they have to go)

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Car and home insurance but uncle sam calls that taxable income, so I have to pay income taxes on the benfefit.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Leery vibe.

I could get free day camp for my kid if I wanted. If I wanted to take my 3 year old from Brookfield to Riverdwle to do it.

A full mechanics set of tools and workshop

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I get a lot of hats.

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Have you hit the new Callawy Fusion driver/woods?

They have really piqued my interest.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Truth.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Freedom is our Strength.

Hand Tools

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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As long as they're at least 18 when they go, they should be safe.

Sometimes pallets would get shattered when I was driving the truck and I'd get like 40 lbs of apples, that was cool.

Now I get a free trip to Manitowoc or Ludington taking some piece of shit deathtrap to dry dock.

I took that ferry ride this summer

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Defective cookware

My kids also have the Psycory college tuition benefit. They don't have to go to an institution enabling child rape though.

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Elections have consequences.

The Badger? I've never been on it but its a pretty remarkable thing from what I understand.

Its a bit of a travesty we dont have anything like that. Just the EC garbage boats lined up on Navy Pier serving microwave dinners.