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 Post subject: Cubs on SNL tonight
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They are gonna ruin it by using fucking Ferrell and his Harry. Should do a cold open with the Superfans.

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Maybe some staged photos of Hillary reacting to the victory.

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What is this shit? Where are the Cubs? Where is Murray? What the fuck?

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I'm trying to decide if that new chick is hot.

I do have a minor obsession with Cecily Strong.

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Why do people think McKinnon is funny? She is not....there is nothing funny about her. Making weird faces isn't funny.

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Why is Pete Davidson not in every single sketch? He is far and a way the most naturally funny guy they have and they hardly use him.

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Bummer. Was hoping to see Dex's hog.

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Rizzo has some beef on those arms.

What the fuck is this music? Why aren't they singing Go Cubs Go? Where is Vedder? What is this shit?

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White Sox were funnier than that.

EDIT: The Weekend Update part is better.

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Fuck YEs!!!!!! Murray is there!!!!

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super bowl shuffle can suck a dick. This is fucking awesome right now!!!!!!!!!!

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newper wrote:
White Sox were funnier than that.

On the field this year, certainly.

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Why is Pete Davidson not in every single sketch? He is far and a way the most naturally funny guy they have and they hardly use him.

I suspect it physically wounds him to not say something you can't say on TV every 3 minutes.

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newper wrote:
White Sox were funnier than that.

On the field this year, certainly.

My apologies... I wasn't expecting the Cubs to be there back to back. Last time that happened they didn't show up for another century.

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White Sox were funnier than that.

On the field this year, certainly.

My apologies... I wasn't expecting the Cubs to be there back to back. Last time that happened they didn't show up for another century.

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Syringe is fucking atrocious. How can you put that shit on? That was awful....both times.

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The singing part was great.
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The whole thing was terrible, IMO.

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leashyourkids wrote:
The whole thing was terrible, IMO.

Yeah, taking the Cubbie colored glasses off, that was garbage.
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The whole thing was terrible, IMO.
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Gaydar pinging loudly on Rizzo.

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Gaydar pinging loudly on Rizzo.

Have you seen his girlfriend? Very hot.
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Gloopan Kuratz wrote:
Gaydar pinging loudly on Rizzo.

In other words, he gave you a Cubbie Chubby.
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Gloopan Kuratz wrote:
Gaydar pinging loudly on Rizzo.


If he continues to hit 30+ homers and 100+ RBI, he can play with all the wang he wants.

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