For the dedicated Cub fan that won't receive an invitation, but still longs to be part of the festivities.

Bryant, 24, said people have already started sending him gifts from his registries. He's also registered at Bed Bath and Beyond. Several items were available for purchase Tuesday morning, including a bronze lotion dispenser ($17.99) and a $499.99 blender in "polar white."

Please post what gifts you sent the happy couple.

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I cannot believe he and his fiancée were not part of the Disney celebration.

Anyway, Cub fans living up to their reputation as followers very well this off season. Rizzo copies Konerko by giving the ball to the owner. Cub fans follow Indian fans by buying things on a player's bridal registry. Cub follow the White Sox in winning the World Series.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I can't wait to send a wedding gift to a millionaire who I have never met. Could you please post a link to the registry, Seacrest?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

You'll have plenty of ammo when they go 1 playoff appearance in 11 years following their Series win too.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

His 2016 salary was $652,000. You figure more than half of that goes to taxes and his agent, so what does that leave him?

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

Ask Topps cards or Red Bull.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Did you forget about his record signing bonus?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

or endorsement deals

His creeper dad could have paid for everything on the registry if he hadn't quit his job in order to be a full time coach to his child. That freak show story seems to get hidden as guys like Kap try to curry friendship with the guy.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

If he registered at Bed Bath & Beyond, somebody should send him sone Clearasil. Seriously.

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Maybe you and the rest of Sox nation could buy some chapstick to use on your burnt asses.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

jimmy, for an erection lasting longer than eight hours, please contact your doctor.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

Erection? the Chinese gentleman enquired:"I vote for Rillary."

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Just look up his name and Nevada on the BBB website. I found it. Sent him Cutler's sausage stuffer.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I just hope the Cubs do not follow the Sox in becoming woefully inept and having losing season after losing season and becoming totally irrelevant. I much prefer the sustained success model Theo has created. I prefer the exceptional minor league system they have in place now, as well as al the streams of revenue they are putting in place to ensure they can keep all the outstanding players they want to keep, as well as signing key free agents when needed.

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Go Cubs!!!!

Yeah, that was actually pretty good.

For Jimmy's standards, it was like hitting a walk-off Grand Slam.

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Candlesticks make a nice gift.

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I sent his fiancee the name of a good plastic surgeon.

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He's kinda cute.

It seems like they doubled up on a lot of stuff on the registry. Kinda weird.

He's so awful, but I know he pisses Sox fans off so bad. It's like when I had to hate-cheer for Jim Edmonds.

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I like Bryant, but it's incredibly bad form to register for a wedding when you're already a multimillionaire and will likely be worth hundreds of millions in coming years.

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Maybe he has family that are not well off that would like to give him gifts? I doubt he thought it would be public and get fan gifts.

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Elections have consequences.

He's got a dad who didn't work through most of his formative years and the family lives in las vegas. Of course he has family that is not well off.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

And he's registered a Bed Bath and Beyond. Bottom of the barrel right there.

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yea, they can use all those 20% off one item coupons

He's 24 and a MLB star. Maybe he's smart in that the inevitable divorce will occur before his next contract.

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Not a mult.

Someone needs to send you some Preparation-H, because you're so butthurt! #2016

Bed bath and beyond is fine. Frank and Douchebag are snobs.