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My first thought as well :lol:
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Nothing guys like Ryno or Billy ever did contributed to futility!

Just because they didn't win shit doesn't mean you just ignore them.


I can understand a 22 year old not recognizing Billy. Everyone should recognize Ryno if they are real fans. He was in the organization 5 years ago.

I know who Pat Hughes is, but I don't know if would recognize him on the street unless he started talking.


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Curious Hair wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
I know who Pat Hughes is, but I don't know if would recognize him on the street unless he started talking.


Well, he was on the street, talking. I just thought adding "and I do play-by-play for the Cubs on the radio on 670 The Score, which is the Cubs' flagship" was kinda weird, because, like, shouldn't we know all that? at least the doing play-by-play part? I dunno, maybe Mitch wanted him to mention the Score.

Almost seems like a move Hughes himself made. Like he'd be worried people wouldn't knoe. He's kinda self deprecating like that
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jimmypasta wrote:
Nothing guys like Ryno... ever did contributed to futility!

Just because they didn't win shit doesn't mean you just ignore them.


You mean getting Davey Martinez and Raffi Palmeiro traded didn't help contribute to their futility?
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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I know who Pat Hughes is, but I don't know if would recognize him on the street unless he started talking.


Well, he was on the street, talking. I just thought adding "and I do play-by-play for the Cubs on the radio on 670 The Score, which is the Cubs' flagship" was kinda weird, because, like, shouldn't we know all that? at least the doing play-by-play part? I dunno, maybe Mitch wanted him to mention the Score.


All that was missing was "and you'll always score at Benny's beverage depot. The lowest prices and best selection in Chicagoland...and here comes the 3-1 pitch."

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Let people fan however they want to fan.

In reality, we're the crazy ones. We not only know who Franklin Font is, but we also know the role he plays.
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Franklin Font? He must be very Gothic. hit me with the hanleys tony!

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Franklin Font? He must be very Gothic. hit me with the hanleys tony!


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Franklin Font? He must be very Gothic. hit me with the hanleys tony!

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I like that after these public intellectuals jump into the Chicago River, the camera pans to the word "TRUMP." Too perfect.

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Nomination denied.

They should have thrown Billy and Ryno off the bus and into the lake. They never won shit. This celebration is not about them.

I like Billy...but this. We're celebrating a winner not 108 years of futility


Nobody would be paying attention to these Cubs if the team didn't celebrate 108 years of futility

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The crowd was over 50% teenagers. They don't know who Ben zobrist is

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Nomination denied.

They should have thrown Billy and Ryno off the bus and into the lake. They never won shit. This celebration is not about them.

I like Billy...but this. We're celebrating a winner not 108 years of futility


Nobody would be paying attention to these Cubs if the team didn't celebrate 108 years of futility


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Yeah, not ALL Millennial Cub Fans.

The lack of baseball and Cub history is astounding.

The big "Cubstock" in the park today was disturbing due to the muted response from the throng for former Cub legends like Sandberg,Santo & Williams.

Where were the cheers for them? I never saw Gabby Hartnett play (honest) but I sure the hell know about the "Homer in the gloamin" and about "Fred Merkle's boner" (go on I dare you to make an easy joke!)








I'm no millennial, fuck Sandberg, Williams,Santo,Wood or any other chump that didnt win dick here.. Cheer them for what exactly?

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I've been a huge Cubs fans since Glenallen Hill


i never was a full-fledged 100% cubs fan, but i definitely remember where i was when tuffy rhodes hit 3HR on opening day.

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I'm no millennial, fuck Sandberg, Williams,Santo,Wood or any other chump that didnt win dick here.. Cheer them for what exactly?

They tried their best in a bad situation. No one's saying "now that that's over with, let's hear it for Kyle Farnsworth," come on.

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You could have just said Millennial Cub Fans.

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I'm no millennial, fuck Sandberg, Williams,Santo,Wood or any other chump that didnt win dick here.. Cheer them for what exactly?


this post was clearly written by someone who never "enjoyed a night with cindy sandberg" back in the day =P

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https://twitter.com/Tonyrinaldi23/status/794629574894161920

I read somewhere that this kid died. Not sure if it was true or not.

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It gets disturbing when the Millenials are at the ballpark and they are constantly texting and taking selfies to post on their Facebook accounts, because they are at Wrigley and it's the place to be, not because they really love baseball and the Cubs. But, I guess it's just one of the prices that must be paid for the success. They don't know the team, the history or what inning it is, but they are taking up a seat that a real fan ought to have instead (especially in the post-season).....nomination supported.

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It gets disturbing when the Millenials are at the ballpark and they are constantly texting and taking selfies to post on their Facebook accounts, because they are at Wrigley and it's the place to be, not because they really love baseball and the Cubs. But, I guess it's just one of the prices that must be paid for the success. They don't know the team, the history or what inning it is, but they are taking up a seat that a real fan ought to have instead (especially in the post-season).....nomination supported.


That's not just Millenials, moron.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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https://twitter.com/Tonyrinaldi23/status/794629574894161920

I read somewhere that this kid died. Not sure if it was true or not.

We can all dream.

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It gets disturbing when the Millenials are at the ballpark and they are constantly texting and taking selfies to post on their Facebook accounts, because they are at Wrigley and it's the place to be, not because they really love baseball and the Cubs. But, I guess it's just one of the prices that must be paid for the success. They don't know the team, the history or what inning it is, but they are taking up a seat that a real fan ought to have instead (especially in the post-season).....nomination supported.


That's not just Millenials, moron.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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https://twitter.com/Tonyrinaldi23/status/794629574894161920

I read somewhere that this kid died. Not sure if it was true or not.

We can all dream.
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https://twitter.com/Tonyrinaldi23/status/794629574894161920

I read somewhere that this kid died. Not sure if it was true or not.

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
It gets disturbing when the Millenials are at the ballpark and they are constantly texting and taking selfies to post on their Facebook accounts, because they are at Wrigley and it's the place to be, not because they really love baseball and the Cubs. But, I guess it's just one of the prices that must be paid for the success. They don't know the team, the history or what inning it is, but they are taking up a seat that a real fan ought to have instead (especially in the post-season).....nomination supported.


If we take those fans out the Cubs are as popular as the White Sox, you dope.

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