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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Collected Butthurt From Across the Web

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 3:33 pm

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Rewind 8 years ago:

Katie, kindergarten teacher, Salem, Illinois wrote:

“If Obama is elected, will I be a Muslim?”

I didn’t know how to answer. I still don’t.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Collected Butthurt From Across the Web

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 3:34 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Chus wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

You know, when the Challenger exploded and a bunch of kids saw a crew of people die in front of them in a fiery explosion on live television, we couldn't even get a bathroom pass.

I was in fifth grade. The teacher wheeled in an old crappy TV on a cart, just in time for us to watch it blow up.

1st grade.

Same experience.

It was my last day full-time at the restaurant where I worked through high school and college. I had just been hired for my first "real" job. Times were tough in 1986. I think it was right around the time of the Bears parade. Maybe same day, day before or after?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Collected Butthurt From Across the Web

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 3:39 pm

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We had to go to football practice on 9/11! Air Force One flew right over us.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Collected Butthurt From Across the Web

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 3:40 pm

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The people pulling this 11/9>9/11 bullshit need to fucking stop, too.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Collected Butthurt From Across the Web

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 3:40 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Chus wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

You know, when the Challenger exploded and a bunch of kids saw a crew of people die in front of them in a fiery explosion on live television, we couldn't even get a bathroom pass.

I was in fifth grade. The teacher wheeled in an old crappy TV on a cart, just in time for us to watch it blow up.

1st grade.

Same experience.

Same day.

It was a bitterly cold day my friend...

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Collected Butthurt From Across the Web

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 3:42 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

The people pulling this 11/9>9/11 bullshit need to fucking stop, too.

Well, technically it is. One is more than 1 and the other is less than 1.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Collected Butthurt From Across the Web

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 3:47 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

The people pulling this 11/9>9/11 bullshit need to fucking stop, too.

Well, technically it is. One is more than 1 and the other is less than 1.

Goddamnit.

Fucking Millennials.

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America

Post subject: Re: Collected Butthurt From Across the Web

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:09 pm

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The timeline of proven retard and 19 year old college lesbian trapped in the body of a 80 year shitty actor George Takei is something truly special.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Collected Butthurt From Across the Web

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:11 pm

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Chus wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

You know, when the Challenger exploded and a bunch of kids saw a crew of people die in front of them in a fiery explosion on live television, we couldn't even get a bathroom pass.

I was in fifth grade. The teacher wheeled in an old crappy TV on a cart, just in time for us to watch it blow up.

Same.

The nun got it set up and we saw the explosion.

She said a prayer, turned it off, and then told us to open our math books.

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BeerFan

Post subject: Re: Collected Butthurt From Across the Web

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:41 pm

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Disease identified.

Trumphausen by Proxy - when parents instill in their children irrational fears to garner sympathy and attention for themselves.

Cure: Move to Canada.

#JohnCandy

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Collected Butthurt From Across the Web

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:02 am