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leashyourkids

Post subject: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:14 am

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So, Trump gets let in on all of America's secrets soon. The article I read said that both candidates get some intel during the campaign, but not everything. They get the really juicy stuff once they are actually elected.

That's a great opportunity to hypothesize on what those secrets are. Any ideas? I'm thinking we've spoken with intelligent life in other galaxies.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:16 am

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Elmhurst Steve is African American

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Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:17 am

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Didn't America's Secrets involve scamming Uber customers for like 5 bucks a shot when he would just cancel like a block away?

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Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:24 am

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Things in the Middle East are far worse than we let on

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Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:42 am

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a) Something about biological warfare. Or something about the Chinese military capabilities.

b) Hilarious comment about America the poster deleted.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:08 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Elmhurst Steve is African American

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:12 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Elmhurst Steve is African American

Elmhurst Steve Bigsby!!!

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:16 am

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Bill Clinton is an alien!

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Chus

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:23 am

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Elmhurst Steve is African American

Elmhurst Steve Bigsby!!!

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:23 am

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Who's buried in Grant's tomb. I can't wait to find out.....

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Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:25 am

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:43 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Bill Clinton is an alien!

Boy Trapped in Refrigerator Eats Own Foot

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Nas

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:44 am

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The moon landing was fake.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:45 am

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Trumps hair isn't real.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:01 pm

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Nas wrote:

The moon landing was fake.

All my Russian friends think this is the case. If you even mention the moon landing they will begin chortling as if you are a complete fucking moron.

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Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:09 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Nas wrote:

The moon landing was fake.

All my Russian friends think this is the case. If you even mention the moon landing they will begin chortling as if you are a complete fucking moron.

When I was a kid, our Belezian cleaning lady insisted it was fake because "God wouldn't ever want that to happen. Everything above us is heaven, and we can't be going to heaven while we are still alive."

She was a really sweet lady, but she wasn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:58 pm

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Janet Yellen will tell him that raising rates will cause financial collapse and that he should lay off the bubble talk.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:00 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Janet Yellen will tell him that raising rates will cause financial collapse and that he should lay off the bubble talk.

Jaw, I believe you're an avid WSJ reader. Did you catch the front page article, "Low rates hammer pensions"?

That is just one impact that is killing the lower and middle classes.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:03 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

I was thinking about that. Once he's out of office, he's gonna reveal all of the "Secrets". Probably in a book. And that will put our country in jeopardy. Cuz a lot of it will be CIA "Intelligence".

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Nas

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:07 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Nas wrote:

The moon landing was fake.

All my Russian friends think this is the case. If you even mention the moon landing they will begin chortling as if you are a complete fucking moron.

I agree with them

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IMU

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:08 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Elmhurst Steve is African American

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:15 pm

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I feel as if I've seen that before...

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Brick

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:15 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

I feel as if I've seen that before...

Yikes.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:18 pm

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Terrible IT Guy, please delete. One offensive picture is enough. Two times is a serious violation of our safe space. Thanks in advance.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:22 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Nas wrote:

The moon landing was fake.

All my Russian friends think this is the case. If you even mention the moon landing they will begin chortling as if you are a complete fucking moron.

The Simpsons had a great episode with Buzz Aldrin punching out non-believers

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:22 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Bill Clinton is an alien!

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Kang: (as Dole) We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

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Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:24 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Nas wrote:

The moon landing was fake.

All my Russian friends think this is the case. If you even mention the moon landing they will begin chortling as if you are a complete fucking moron.

Do they believe the rumors about Catherine the Great??? Or should we ask Elmhurst Steve?

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:38 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

Janet Yellen will tell him that raising rates will cause financial collapse and that he should lay off the bubble talk.

Jaw, I believe you're an avid WSJ reader.

As opposed to CFMB whom is an avid reader of SWJ's.

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Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:33 pm

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Nas wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Nas wrote:

The moon landing was fake.

All my Russian friends think this is the case. If you even mention the moon landing they will begin chortling as if you are a complete fucking moron.

I agree with them

You agree the moon landing was faked? Por que?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: What are America's Secrets?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:33 pm

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Why would we fake the moon landing and how could it possibly be kept a secret for this long?

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