"Treetime, Treetime. Tree-eetime Dot Com,
Everything Christmas, Treetime Dot Com."



Seems like this is on the radio every ten minutes...

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

All these Chevy ads with the bearded doofus throwing up the doors and all these millennials are all like "You Got this, Chevy" or any other buzzword/phrase - basically the idea is "If Chevy cars that are good-ass awesome for cool hipsters like us think they are, you baseball watching goobers sitting at home are gonna love 'em".

Oh, and those constant Jeep ads with that terrible Jim Croce song, or is it Cat Stevens?
Either way, get fucked, Jeep.

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The Chevy ads also continue their tradition of making pathetic comparisons to better car companies ("those lights remind me of Audi lights").

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Is that iced tea?

It's lemonade. Read the sign.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I thought that was funny and clever the first time I saw that one. The first time.

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Elections have consequences.

That one is gold man. First couple of times I saw it I was rolling man.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Agreed.

By the 5th I was ready for Ice-T to start killing people.

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I want to hear the beginning of Cop Killer, and watch Ice-T blast everybody.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Leading Illinois for Tomorrow, some scheming PAC, has been running two shittily-produced, mega-annoying commercials almost non-stop. The one that really pisses me off is where they have two creepy Rauner and Trump stunt doubles stealing food from a family in a Perkins. The commercials narrator looks like a recently terminated high school English teacher who is stumping for classes at a community college. I hate every last detail about this commercial, from the fake Trump wig to the car salesman mouth the Rauner doppleganger has.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

The Trump wig is so over-the-top bad that it cracks me up, at least.

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Awwwwwwwwwww....Chevvvy!!!!!

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

They really should have picked someone who doesn't look like a skeevy perv.

Is Chevy seriously comparing the new Cruze Hatch to a mullet? "Business up front, party in the back."

Beowulf Boritt brings my piss to a boil.

The disturbing part is the 22,000 price tag for a compact Chevy.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

What sort of goof names their kid Beowulf?

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The burrito GE guy who cant pick up his grandpappy's hammer.

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i know it's cruel...but that little girl in the Target holiday commercial needs to be put in the studio casting agency blender and forgotten about. she reminds me of the kids louis c.k. was making fun of in his "Schindler's List" bit about that "Goodbye, Jews!" line.

That Mercedes commercial where the parents are acting like kids on Christmas morning and their privileged little kids "make the coco".

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This was a great bit.

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The McDonald commercial I also with the mixed music types. I get the country part but what is the deal with the deep voiced cowboy line?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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Sounds like you're not loving it.

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Listen closer, it's supposed to be dubstep. Pretty clever, though come to think of it, "Cowboy" by Kid Rock was already a song that mixed genres.

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The blind guy, who we can't see because radio, is back. Though, I think they changed it to say "You can't see me because I'm on the radio." Coincidentally, Paul Walker was on the radio when he died. He was also on the steering wheel, the dashboard...

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The drugs for this disorder are about $100k per year...no wonder the drug company (Vanda Pharma) is trying to "raise awareness."

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Why are they still running political commercials 3.5 hours after the polls closed?

Laser Spine Insititute... dog comes to the father with leash in mouth, father tries to get up and cant. Daughter is seen taking the dog out of the house with the leash in her hand and not at all connected to the dog. Leash your dog while the door is shut! All it takes is for some rogue lemur to be out in front of your house and you got a problem on your hands.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

"Cheaper. Faster. Better."

I never knew running a business could be so easy. Just repeat those three words and farsighted kids in Africa will be able to see.

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At first glance I thought that was Bernstein's son.

The weird ass claymation Zappos commercials before 90 % of every YT video.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.