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leashyourkids

Post subject: Armageddon

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:36 pm

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On AMC now. Decent flick. Bruce Willis still has hair.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:39 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

On AMC now. Decent flick. Bruce Willis still has hair.

Love that movie. I know it sucks.

Still great, though.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:39 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

On AMC now. Decent flick. Bruce Willis still has hair.

Love that movie. I know it sucks.

Still great, though.

Yep. I almost forgot about the portly guy from Herman's Head.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:42 pm

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Thanks!

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:43 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Thanks!

I live to serve.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:54 pm

Some of these guys are pretty big...

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:55 pm

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Personally, I don't know how they survived the test...

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:57 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

On AMC now. Decent flick. Bruce Willis still has hair.

Love that movie. I know it sucks.

Still great, though.

Yep, a great bad movie. Love to watch it.

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:58 pm

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I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYESSSSSSSS

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:59 pm

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When you squeal I am just going to go faster and harder

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:16 pm

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Time for the tear jerkers...

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:18 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

On AMC now. Decent flick. Bruce Willis still has hair.

I've never seen it. Does it begin with the Cubs winning the WS and end with the election of Beezlebub?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:24 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

On AMC now. Decent flick. Bruce Willis still has hair.

I've never seen it. Does it begin with the Cubs winning the WS and end with the election of Beezlebub?

It begins with you shutting the hell up!

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:21 am

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Affleck recalls that he asked Bay, "Why is it easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than to train astronauts to become oil drillers?"

He told me to shut the f--- up. So that was the end of that talk. He was like, 'You know, Ben. Just shut up, okay? This is the real [NASA] plan, alright?' I was like, 'You mean it's a real plan at NASA to train oil drillers?' He was like, 'Just shut your mouth!'

...Bruce is gonna tell the guys that they did a bad job at building the drill tank, because he's a salt-of-the-earth guy and the NASA 'nerdanauts' don't understand his salt-of-the-earth ways, his rough-and-tumble ways. Like somehow they can build rocket ships but they don't understand what makes a good [transmission].

Eight whole months? As if that's not enough time to learn how to drill a hole. But in one week we're gonna learn how to be astronauts.

...'They don't know jack about drilling'? How hard can it be? Aim the drill at the ground and turn it on!

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:25 pm

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I loved Buscemi ("we're in a rocket with 2 million parts built by the lowest bidder...what could go wrong?").

I think the movie was well-made for what it was and showed how talented JJ Abrams is.

Also, it's funny how this was an example of movies coming out in pairs due to the topic du jour (Deep Impact was the other movie that year with basically the same theme.)

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:02 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

I think the movie was well-made for what it was and showed how talented JJ Abrams is.

Also, it's funny how this was an example of movies coming out in pairs due to the topic du jour (Deep Impact was the other movie that year with basically the same theme.)

not really; he was 1 of 9 screenwriters who worked on it, and 1 of 3 who were credited. which doesn't really mean anything. and it was pretty evident that they stole the material from bruce joel robin, who wrote "deep impact". so it wasn't really a coincidence. disney wanted to counter the movie with their own.

what really showed abrams' talent was the soundtrack to "nightbeast" which composed at the age of 16.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:05 pm

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The movie was bad, and possibly fun bad. It did have a few decent lines. Watching it once was enough....

Now I caught the end of Bad Santa last night. Most enjoyable.

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ZephMarshack

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:12 pm

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Take a drink every time there's a corny closeup of an emotional Liv Tyler.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:15 pm

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Absolutely terrible movie...I'm not even sure it's fun bad...like a John Wu movie possibly. I'm more than willing to suspend my disbelief for a decent plot and a well written movie...Armageddon is simply awful.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:16 pm

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You are all miserable people.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:19 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

You are all miserable people.

If only they would have killed off Billy Bob Thornton.

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Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:20 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

You are all miserable people.

If only they would have killed off Billy Bob Thornton.

Long live Bad Santa. I want Badder Santa.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:54 pm

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denisdman wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

You are all miserable people.

If only they would have killed off Billy Bob Thornton.

Long live Bad Santa. I want Badder Santa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4e9jVRv6qg

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Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 9:17 pm

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Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 9:50 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

Well said. It's not fun bad. Leash is gay.

Real men watch Con Air for a fun bad movie. Not Poopygeddon.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:04 pm

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ConAir is great. Roadhouse and Running Man are high on my list too.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:16 pm

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Hockey Gay wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Well said. It's not fun bad. Leash is gay.

Real men watch Con Air for a fun bad movie. Not Poopygeddon.

Now we're gettin' somewhere ...

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:18 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Roadhouse

Wouldn't watch it if you paid me.

Spaulding wrote:

Running Man

Would happily pay to watch it many, many times.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:25 pm

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Hockey Gay wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Well said. It's not fun bad. Leash is gay.

Real men watch Con Air for a fun bad movie. Not Poopygeddon.

Con Air isn't fun bad. It's just a great movie.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Armageddon

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 7:53 am

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the Simpson/Bruckheimer films were a treat. "Days of Thunder", "The Rock", "Top Gun", "Crimson Tide", were all great popcorn spectacles.

the 80's were great for cheeseball, hilarious action flicks. "Deathwish 2", "Roadhouse", "Commando", "Cobra", "Murphy's Law". Pretty much any Cannon film really.

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