Say, you know who the world's biggest asshole is? Yeah, you guessed it man. The fucker who told Bob Rohrman he was funny. He's not funny. And this asshole thinks he's hilarious. I mean this guy could have been an inspiration to all the post stroke victims out there by being a semi successful business owner with obvious mental deficiencies but no that's not his narrative. He's instead bumbling his way thru his commercials doing stupid voices and terrible accents and generally making a complete ass of himself on local television. If you're going to be a screaming hill jack asshole on TV at least be entertaining... like for example those morons at Downers. DOWNER DOWNERS DOWNERS WHERE YOU ALWAYS GET A FREE ONION. What a gas. A free onion. And they smashed the everlovin shit out of some ugly cheap ass furniture and I really enjoyed watching that because deep down inside I might have some real issues and I'm fine with that despite what you say and I'm getting pretty sick of you people telling me im the problem? Really. Really? I mean you got plenty of people making asses of themselves around here. You got dinosaur boy screaming about commandments and that city guy saying some weird ass shit about 100% of men are cheating on partners they might not even frigging have and ass finger guys like chas and frigging front porch blowjobs. And that goddamn Bob Rohrman. That fucking weird bastard. Does anyone actually know anyone that bought a car from that clown? No. No!
You people.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Bath Salts have finally made their way into Lakemoor, I see ....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You know Downers don't you?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'm giving you a thread that's dumb
every morn
every morn
every morn
every morning I eat a plum

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I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

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Whenever I watch Jeopardy, I always say the answer out loud in the form of a question, even if there is nobody else in the room.

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If a plum fails to do what you need perhaps you could give eating the barrel of a shotgun a chance, pal!

One of my brothers worked as a porter for Rohrman's Honda dealership. For Christmas he gave the employees one of those tri flavor popcorn tins. And you guessed it, he had his stupid picture on the tin. We all laughed at my brother, and he rightly quit that dumb job.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

ever try a pluot ? verrrry tasty

It's one of the Groves I'm familiar with, yes.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Elections have consequences.

What is Tungsten, or Wolfram?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I didn't know plums caused brain damage.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

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I've never had a plum ... I've had prunes, they're actually pretty decent, especially refrigerated.

I lead a very inneresting life.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Eating a peach is the way to go.

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Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.- JD Vance
If you committed violence on that day, obviously, you shouldn’t be pardoned.- JD Vance on the J-6 insurrectionists

I love peaches but I feel like they're the most volatile fruit
They go bad in like 2 days, and if you don't get it when it's perfectly ripe youre stuck with a mealy piece of garbage or a rock
I think I bought 100 peaches over the summer of various types and from various sources and maybe 3 were good

Yeah, the fruits good too.

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Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.- JD Vance
If you committed violence on that day, obviously, you shouldn’t be pardoned.- JD Vance on the J-6 insurrectionists

Oh is that supposed to be an Allman Brothers reference ?
Or is some new euphamism for oral sex ?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

How long can you eat a peach?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

https://youtu.be/ILQjS5W8YI4



DOWNER!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

When you can't eat it anymore, Make Peach Salsa!! Clear your schedule before you try to make this -- a lot of steps involved!!

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

What is 2016?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Listen you fruity bath and body Works candle sniffing beta asshole... don't ever pull that shit on me again. I get that you probably don't want to deal with a dead mouse in your furnace, I mean who does, but to sit and smell that fucker for 10 damn days waiting for your maintenance appointment because you're too much of a wuss of just remove the damn thing is ridiculous, and really... the worst part 8s you saying "better you than me" to me. What the hell is the matter with you? I've seen some real losers before, I mean guys who don't own a channel locks or know the difference between a standard and a Phillips head but you buddy take the cake.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014