Is a great movie. Super funny.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Later.... like when the bumps show up on my Wang from the infected std water?

Yeah, I know somebody who worked there. There's no chance I would ever stay there.

kidney water ?

I've never taken my own wife. I'll give it a try some time.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

So you've taken other people's wives?

Yeah, Fenwick grad, indeed.

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Please share

Im sorry you have to book a pool suite to have intercourse.

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hell no my parents couldn't afford that shit. I is a graduate of HD Jacobs.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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My parents couldn't afford it either. And I am (is) a graduate.

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figures

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Never heard of it. The brown water reviews on Yelp look great. Well worth $600+/night.

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It's that expressive? Yikes

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I went to Marian, Hatch. We'd play you guys in baseball from time to time.

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@audioidkid

It really does.

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yeah? I was the guy who wasn't on the team because he got cut after coach realized they didn't have enough jerseys.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

You used to have to have a membership.

I'm not sure who owns this thing now, but the original owners got in hot water with the feds for basically selling stock without a prospectus or something like that.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

i prefer motels with an hourly rate

I will bring you a participation trophy next time we have lunch.

I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving.

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Marian is pretty small, isn't it? Are you in the same class as one of the harness driving Leonards, Ross or Casey?

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

And now for another edition of JORRStories:

My ex wife's sister, my business partner, his girl, her sister, and one of their cousins rented out a Sybaris for an afternoon of orgy related swimming and blow. So the cousin goes down the waterslide in the room after taking a bump, and the next thing you know, he comes up with a bunch of used condoms just stuck all over his body like the leeches in Stand By Me. My partner calls me all freaked out because he thinks they're all going to wind up with the clap or something. I'm laughing my ass off because they probably won't, I mean, they use enough chemicals to keep that shit clean. Anyway, I tell them to go to the ER and get tested. Meanwhile, I'm sitting at the bar with my guitarist, and we're plowing through bottles of a good red before a gig.

As an aside, I guess the sister did actually wind up with herpes...the gift that just keeps giving.

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lol.

Marian is/was tiny. My graduating class was 88 in 1993. It's twice the size that it used to be when I was there.

I think Ross was in my sister's class. She is friends with him on facebook.

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@audioidkid

What's a Country Whirlpool? Like a bubble bath in an oak barrel? A Country Whirlpool sounds like some type of sexual fetish.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Keep your perv tendencies off of here, T-Bone. CFMB is a family establishment, not one of your swing joints!

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

For those of you who want the dirty feelings associated with cheating on your wife while being with your wife: Sybaris.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!