My dear Internet friends,

Greetings once again. As I have not been able to type for the last several months due to a recent increase in my ECT treatments I have not been able to adequately communicate with you.
Allow me to say this to you people:

What the fuck?

Oh and happy Thanksgiving.

So what is new with you dolts? I see nothing but the usual whining and crying and carrying on about the most ridiculous bullshit... black lives this Trump that Julie this Allen Keyes that.

Has anything good happened here recently? Did farts fan get hit by a bus or anything sweet? Is that fucker camps still alive or did someone finally Matthew Shepherd his gay ass?

Listen Jerks, I do love you even though I kind of hope most of you get meningitis and suffer a horrible, prolonged, agonizing death.

Fuck you. I will eat some turkey and try to boink this Guatemalan Caller Bob that's been wiping my ass.


I love you...
Evil J.A.C.K.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

MODS PLEASE DELETE

Seriously

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Sweet!
A self righteous asswipe to shit up my thanksgiving wishes!
Hey when you are done being better than everyone else you just go ahead and reply to me.
Just because you wrote a check to buy your way into this cabal of authority does not make you less of a twat stinking elitist.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

Your words...Listen Jerks, I do love you even though I kind of hope most of you get meningitis and suffer a horrible, prolonged, agonizing death.

Sweet!

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Is that real?

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So many errands, so little time!

What a heady retort!
Is this the best a Seacrest has to offer?
Perhaps I have chosen an unworthy adversary.
Wake me when this guy grows a set of balls.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

There is one way to find out, sister. How badly would you like to know?

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

I'm still alive Evil F.R.A.N.K. Or is it Evil Jackside? I forget.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

Welcome back.

He will buttfuck you then set your children on fire. It is real Mommy soccer. Be afraid.

Scooter hitting the sauce, and I love me some Scooter!

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Wait who's doing the butt fucking?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Some Guy as best I can tell. DLR background music playing.

Oh.



Gross.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Depends on whom is playing.

Happy thanksgiving to you too Sandy

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Um... thanks. Dickmunch.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Oh dear God why don't people know when to use who and whom?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Skooling. Happy Turkey Day Darko.

The latter always read much better.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Ween - Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) NSFW

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good night

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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