Great news.

I can't wait to not read your work. Still, I would brag that I knew you

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Won my Survivor pool.

Close to $1000.

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You should not wait to not split your infinitives.

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The quick market in my office building sells sunflower seeds for $2.

5.35 ounces. Eat it.

Eating sunflower seeds at work? What kind of savage are you?

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The worst kind.

(forgive me if i technically dropped this in this thread before. i'm lucky to remember what i had for breakfast today)



and yes, aceyalone is unmistakenly the GOAT rapper out there, even if you don't think his more recent stuff over the last 5-10+ years has been anywhere near the 90s. dude. he still made this track. if you never fancied being a wannabe rapper it's because when you hear a track like this you just couldn't help but get completely consumed by a desire to go out there and make more stuff like this [track]



yeah yeah yeah i know, one for old time's sake cuz you know, i was once called "a skanking elephant" at a toasters/lets-go-bowling/mephiskapheles show and you know that us elephants #NevarForget =P

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Just won a 5 team parlay.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

What did that pay?

I was in a 4-way tie for my weekly pick 'em league going in to last night. We all had Houston, so it came down to total points. 27-20 final score. I had 48 points! And some numb nuts had 47. Damn!

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-- source

+330

I had the Steelers, Giants, Lions, Seahawks and the Raiders. I had never won a 3+ team parlay and I lost so many of them on the last game that I started to believe the NFL was cheating me.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Nicely done! Found money, let it ride!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Every week, I used to put $10 on a 12-team NCAA parlay on huge ML favorites. Won it twice. Around $120 each.

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-- source

I used to call him that to try to tweak him.

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My company signed up to give away over 300 gifts to needy kids as part of a Secret Santa program. Due to poor participation by associates, there are over
100 gifts that need to be purchased. I picked up one more kid this morning and may take on a third if they can't get this done. I am usually a pretty crusty,
curmudgeon around the holidays but buying gifts for needy kids warms my blackened heart just a bit.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Give your associates shame for me.

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Elections have consequences.

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My daughter got on the counter and made a cup of Keurig coffee perfectly and without hesitation on the first try this morning. I was shocked... She doesn't even talk yet.

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Yeah, but can she do mock drafts yet?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

But when she does it will be Mandarin for some unknown reason.

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Elections have consequences.

No, but she wrote a letter to Trump.

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Oh, so she is a NEVER TRUMPER too!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

No, she actually praised him and ended with "white power!" It was disconcerting to put it mildly.

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Scored a new Pearl phosphorus bronze 6.5×14" snare drum for $300 on Amazon.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Leash, get back to us when she is on the correct side of every social issue.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

He should be giving mgmt shame. If the company signed up to give 300 gifts and employees aren't getting that number where it needs to be, mgmt should be footing the rest of the bill. Sounds like they are reneging on an agreement.

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In their defense this has been a very popular program here and with over 500 people working in the building it was usually tough to get a child to give to. Not sure what
is going on this year. I am sure management will take care of any left over if that were to happen.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Packers just closed out a 4 team parlay for me.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I won both my fantasy matchups tonight.