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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:52 pm 
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Ditka, George Hamilton, our new mango Mussolini, all seem to have signicant issues. Chemical imbalances, drug interactions, mental issues, what gives?

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Ditka, George Hamilton, our new mango Mussolini, all seem to have signicant issues. Chemical imbalances, drug interactions, mental issues, what gives?


Don't forget about those douchebags from The Jersey Shore.

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This seems pretty racist.

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This seems pretty racist.

It's just a question, honest. :lol: :lol:

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This seems pretty racist.

It's just a question, honest. :lol: :lol:


Mango Mussolini? I thought JORR was your friend.

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You think the crazy makes them want to be orange or does the orange make them crazy? Does George Hamilton have issues? It's weird ditka does it, he wouldn't seem like he'd need to.

I do it about 2x a year.


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You think the crazy makes them want to be orange or does the orange make them crazy? Does George Hamilton have issues? It's weird ditka does it, he wouldn't seem like he'd need to.

I do it about 2x a year.

Really? Why? How does it work, I have always wondered about that. How many have reactions?

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You think the crazy makes them want to be orange or does the orange make them crazy? Does George Hamilton have issues? It's weird ditka does it, he wouldn't seem like he'd need to.

I do it about 2x a year.

Really? Why? How does it work, I have always wondered about that. How many have reactions?


As a bald white man, I can tell you that UV rays are no laughing matter.

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Ditka, George Hamilton, our new mango Mussolini, all seem to have signicant issues. Chemical imbalances, drug interactions, mental issues, what gives?


Don't forget about those douchebags from The Jersey Shore.

Exactly!

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This seems pretty racist.

Seems? He's calling people douchebags based on the color of their skin. Never thought our guy Reader would go full alt-left.

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I've already informed the NAAOP.

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If it's a professional job you go to a salon or tanning place. You take off your clothes. You can go underwearless if you want. They will provide you with paper panties or you can wear old underwear that you want to throw out or you can go naked but that's weird. You go into a booth, shower stall, or tent type thing and stand on a step. A young girl comes in with a roundup attachment hose type thing and sprays you. You have to stick out your butt, lift things and move things around depending on how much or little creasing you have. You dry for a bit, put loose clothes on and don't shower for about 12 hours. You pay about 20 - 50 + tip.

I am cheap so I get a couple cans from walgreens and go into my garage and spray myself.


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This seems pretty racist.

It's just a question, honest. :lol: :lol:


Mango Mussolini? I thought JORR was your friend.


JORR is more like baked cauliflower

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This seems pretty racist.

It's just a question, honest. :lol: :lol:


Mango Mussolini? I thought JORR was your friend.


JORR is more like baked cauliflower


:lol:

I hope to God we never meet.

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Regular Reader wrote:
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This seems pretty racist.

It's just a question, honest. :lol: :lol:


Mango Mussolini? I thought JORR was your friend.


JORR is more like baked cauliflower

:lol: :lol:

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Spaulding wrote:
If it's a professional job you go to a salon or tanning place. You take off your clothes. You can go underwearless if you want. They will provide you with paper panties or you can wear old underwear that you want to throw out or you can go naked but that's weird. You go into a booth, shower stall, or tent type thing and stand on a step. A young girl comes in with a roundup attachment hose type thing and sprays you. You have to stick out your butt, lift things and move things around depending on how much or little creasing you have. You dry for a bit, put loose clothes on and don't shower for about 12 hours. You pay about 20 - 50 + tip.

I am cheap so I get a couple cans from walgreens and go into my garage and spray myself.

Thanks, I have wondered about that since I first started getting sunburned :lol:

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leashyourkids wrote:
This seems pretty racist.

It's just a question, honest. :lol: :lol:


Mango Mussolini? I thought JORR was your friend.

JORR is more like baked cauliflower

:lol: :lol:


See y'all in a week

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Mango Mussolini


Off a bizarro world Orange Julius menu.

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Podcast Episode 4: Spaulding Explains White People Things to Regular Reader. Original Soundtrack by Sugar Ray.

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Podcast Episode 4: Spaulding Explains White People Things to Regular Reader. Original Soundtrack by Sugar Ray.


Is it white people explaining or womansplaining? I think I did both!


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Just dropping a little Downers Grove knowledge down Cottage Grove way.

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What's your Downers Grove connection?


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I saw "The Artist" at the Tivoli theater.

My wife brokered a house to some assholes who looked at about 40 houses in Bucktown and Roscoe Village first.

That's about all I've got. Though I do roll with relative impunity among the monied and downtrodden classes.

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Regular Reader wrote:
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This seems pretty racist.

It's just a question, honest. :lol: :lol:


Mango Mussolini? I thought JORR was your friend.


JORR is more like baked cauliflower


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Just dropping a little Downers Grove knowledge down Cottage Grove way.

:lol: Nicely played!

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