I am cheap so I get a couple cans from walgreens and go into my garage and spray myself.

If it's a professional job you go to a salon or tanning place. You take off your clothes. You can go underwearless if you want. They will provide you with paper panties or you can wear old underwear that you want to throw out or you can go naked but that's weird. You go into a booth, shower stall, or tent type thing and stand on a step. A young girl comes in with a roundup attachment hose type thing and sprays you. You have to stick out your butt, lift things and move things around depending on how much or little creasing you have. You dry for a bit, put loose clothes on and don't shower for about 12 hours. You pay about 20 - 50 + tip.

I am cheap so I get a couple cans from walgreens and go into my garage and spray myself.

You think the crazy makes them want to be orange or does the orange make them crazy? Does George Hamilton have issues? It's weird ditka does it, he wouldn't seem like he'd need to.

I do it about 2x a year.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

I find this depressing. Why do you want to be orange?

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

I find this depressing. Why do you want to be orange?

does it make your nipples the same color as the surrounding skin? that would not be attractive.