don't forget to mention to ask how to tell if a watermelon's ripe and where the nearest cash for gold place is.

then call the cops.

Is it Obama?

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You know me like that.

Get a doorman.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Ask if you can hold $40 until you get paid. upon receipt of cash let it slip your unemployed.

build a wall

Move to Northbrook.

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He has to do the awkward handshake or ask for a fist bump before calling the cops.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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He's just going to tell you to alter your voice and use words you heard in a 1992 rap song to prove your street cred, Homey

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

to nearly all of the replies. Great job folks.

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I wonder if this guy has a post on another message board saying "I just found out my new neighbor is a hockey fan"?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Freedom is our Strength.

Which replies didn't spmack like?

PM me your list.

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He just meant they hadn't all been read to him yet.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Tell him one of your best friends is black too. That's the only way Spmack finally stopped judging me.

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"stopped" ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The last 4 posts before mine have been some of the worst in this thread.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I have an in that says that you can get a house in Lakemoor on the cheap before it goes on the market

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Make sure to have a bunch of grape flavored White Owl Cigar wrappers strewn about your yard. That way he'll know you're "down".

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Well, we can't ALL use a couple of rapper monikers to establish our Black bonafides, like SOME

Homie.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Ask him if he wants a glass of res kool-aid

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

If I ruled the world, imagine that?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Sorry to hear that, Mr. Gay.

We had this problem at our last house. We had a few Afro-American neighbors, and it was stressful. They claimed to be "doctors," but who knows? They might have been talking about that rapper.

They always parked their Mercedes in their driveway. It was an eye sore, and it detracted from our fountain. We ended up trying to talk to them, but hubby just got frustrated and dropped it.

Best of luck. I heard that garlic helps keep them away. Let me know if you need some pure stuff! lol

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So many errands, so little time!

That mult's only entertaining if one pretends (?) it's RNM.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

I swear I've got no problem with the blacks. I'm friends with many friends of blacks and am open minded to the idea that blacks deserve equal treatment.

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libtard's personfied:

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way