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shakes

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:17 pm

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W_Z wrote:

how in the hell do you hate "Platoon"? jesus christ the internet is fucked.

Agreed. Memento I get, lots of old people didn't like that movie including my parents. But, Platoon? Its almost objectively a great movie. And it has Living Color's lead singer Cory Glover in it!

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:19 pm

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28 Days Later is the worst. Saw it at the show when it first came out. Half the people left and the majority of the rest left complaining. Saw a woman getting ready to buy the movie in Target and I talked her out of it.

#mansplaining

Nas is being #MoreThanMean

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Post subject: Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:21 pm

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spmack wrote:

Psycory wrote:

Nas wrote:

#mansplaining

Nas is being #MoreThanMean

MANY people are saying that I am the nicest person they've ever met.

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Post subject: Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:22 pm

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Memento and 28 Days later would probably make my list of best movies of that decade. Lots of bad movie watchers on this board.

Pootie Tang was also great, but not "best of" worthy.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:22 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

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Only movie I have ever walked out of the theater during was Pootie Tang.

that makes two of us.

I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!

Tah dey doh.

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Post subject: Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:27 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Memento and 28 Days later would probably make my list of best movies of that decade. Lots of bad movie watchers on this board.

Pootie Tang was also great, but not "best of" worthy.

You're being very unfair to me but I'm not going to say anything because I have great restraint.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:30 pm

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Mulholland Drive. Nudity was good, but still not sure what the fuck it was about.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:45 pm

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Nas wrote:

You think that zombie movie is the worst movie you've ever seen? Thought it was quite good. Liked the sequel even more. Compare it to Alien then Aliens with the addition of the military. 28 Weeks has an amazing opening scene.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:03 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Memento and 28 Days later would probably make my list of best movies of that decade. Lots of bad movie watchers on this board.

Pootie Tang was also great, but not "best of" worthy.

All points agreed.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:07 pm

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shakes wrote:

W_Z wrote:

how in the hell do you hate "Platoon"? jesus christ the internet is fucked.

Agreed. Memento I get, lots of old people didn't like that movie including my parents. But, Platoon? Its almost objectively a great movie. And it has Living Color's lead singer Cory Glover in it!

I had no idea that was him.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:07 pm

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Platoon still sucks balls...I don't care what you idiots think.

If you actually liked Memento, you're a pretentious dick.

Obviously, Titanic was an epic movie...still sucks long and hard.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:09 pm

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shakes wrote:

Memento I get, lots of old people didn't like that movie including my parents.

Fuck you...and get off my lawn!

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:09 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

Platoon still sucks balls...I don't care what you idiots think.

If you actually liked Memento, you're a pretentious dick.

Obviously, Titanic was an epic movie...still sucks long and hard.

Bad.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:12 pm

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Spawn. Great soundtrack though.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:13 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

Spawn. Great soundtrack though.

Yes

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:15 pm

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I'd like to hear what makes "Platoon" "suck balls". It's like when I read somewhere on some pathetic ass blog, someone ripping "Goodfellas". It's like do you get any joy in moviegoing?

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:17 pm

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Franky T wrote:

shakes wrote:

W_Z wrote:

how in the hell do you hate "Platoon"? jesus christ the internet is fucked.

Agreed. Memento I get, lots of old people didn't like that movie including my parents. But, Platoon? Its almost objectively a great movie. And it has Living Color's lead singer Cory Glover in it!

I had no idea that was him.

Yea, he was Charlie sheens buddy in the fox hole at the end, his best line was after the battle as he was on a stretcher, "we're gonna get a high high yes siree"

Many years later at a Living Colour concert Glover was running up and down the aisles singing (he did that alot) and during a lo by buddy yelled that line to him and he turned and smiled at him.

Glover also had a part in a Army recruitment commercial in the 80s, uttering the famous line "you gonna eat that pickle?"

Great singer, great band, one of the truly most underrated and most talented rock bands of their time.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:20 pm

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W_Z wrote:

I'd like to hear what makes "Platoon" "suck balls". It's like when I read somewhere on some pathetic ass blog, someone ripping "Goodfellas". It's like do you get any joy in moviegoing?

Charlie Sheen
Oliver Stone

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:25 pm

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Spawn probably deserves a remake...that actually attempts to be good.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 2:10 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

W_Z wrote:

I'd like to hear what makes "Platoon" "suck balls". It's like when I read somewhere on some pathetic ass blog, someone ripping "Goodfellas". It's like do you get any joy in moviegoing?

Charlie Sheen
Oliver Stone

So just to be clear, these movies are all out for you: "Wall Street", "Born on the 4th of July", "Midnight Express", "Hot Shots", "The Arrival", "Salvador", "Natural Born Killers", "Talk Radio", "Eight Men Out", "Young Guns".

That's pretty sad, brother.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 2:12 pm

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W_Z wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

W_Z wrote:

I'd like to hear what makes "Platoon" "suck balls". It's like when I read somewhere on some pathetic ass blog, someone ripping "Goodfellas". It's like do you get any joy in moviegoing?

Charlie Sheen
Oliver Stone

Major League. Wasn't Stone the writer on Scarface?

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 2:17 pm

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For the most part. I really can't stand Oliver Stone movies. I probably like Natural Born Killers and Salvador best of his films.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 2:41 pm

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

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Yes. It's the only time in my life I almost walked out on a movie.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:26 pm

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kind of hard to have Charlie Sheen's character be the moral center of Viet Nam when all of his counter arguments begin and end with "AHHH C'MON MAN! JUST, C'MON MAN!"

fuck platoon with a rusty bayonet.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:46 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

For the most part. I really can't stand Oliver Stone movies. I probably like Natural Born Killers and Salvador best of his films.

NBK was written By Tarrenteno. He was so pissed with all the changed that Stone made he forced them to take his name off. He then made his version,the much better True Romance.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:05 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

For the most part. I really can't stand Oliver Stone movies. I probably like Natural Born Killers and Salvador best of his films.

NBK was written By Tarrenteno. He was so pissed with all the changed that Stone made he forced them to take his name off. He then made his version,the much better True Romance.

I'll have to research this one...but if NBK was written by QT, that's probably why I liked it.

True Romance was written by QT but he didn't have the Hollywood chops to get the role as Director...that went to Tony Scott...TR is top 5 of my favorite all time movies.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:00 pm

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:18 pm

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Star Wars. First one. Only movie I ever walked out on. Ten minutes into it. I was eleven at the showing. Fuck that bullshit and all the rest of the worthless later shit.

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:28 pm