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Godfella

Post subject: John Glenn

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:30 pm

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Former astronaut and US Senator.

Rest in Peace.

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories ... glenn.html

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Rod

Post subject: Re: John Glenn

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:37 pm

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I liked when he had to provide a sperm sample in order to qualify for the Gemini program and he hummed the "Marines' Hymn" while jerking off.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: John Glenn

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:42 pm

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When I was a kid he taught me it was okay to be weird.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: John Glenn

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:44 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I liked when he had to provide a sperm sample in order to qualify for the Gemini program and he hummed the "Marines' Hymn" while jerking off.

The Right Stuff is a great movie.

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Don't be such a fucking chump.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: John Glenn

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:46 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I liked when he had to provide a sperm sample in order to qualify for the Gemini program and he hummed the "Marines' Hymn" while jerking off.

The Right Stuff is a great movie.

Truth

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: John Glenn

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:47 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

When I was a kid he taught me it was okay to be weird.

Show us on the spacesuit where he touched you ...

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: John Glenn

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:48 pm

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Last pioneer

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'77Cubs

Post subject: Re: John Glenn

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:31 pm

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Godspeed.

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mcbrides

Post subject: Re: John Glenn

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:28 pm

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The Clean Marine

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: John Glenn

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:42 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

When I was a kid he taught me it was okay to be weird.

Can you expand on this? Seems I am missing something he said/did, but maybe touching was involved, then nevermind.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: John Glenn

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:37 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I liked when he had to provide a sperm sample in order to qualify for the Gemini program and he hummed the "Marines' Hymn" while jerking off.

The Right Stuff is a great movie.

My mom took me to see that movie in the theater when I was 7 years old. Still one of my favorites. I was telling my wife about it last night as she hadn't seen it.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: John Glenn

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:56 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I liked when he had to provide a sperm sample in order to qualify for the Gemini program and he hummed the "Marines' Hymn" while jerking off.

It was the Mercury Program dumbass

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