Fuck you, traitor.

You're dead to me and I hope we throw at your head on the first pitch on opening night.

Matheny will make sure he won't even see the field, save for a late inning defensive replacement.

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Terrible nomination.

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Agreed. The Cubs don't win shit without the guy and theh weren't going to resign him.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Come to find out we all misheard the Cubs' Fowler mantra ... it was actually "you go or we go".

Racist organization.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Glad to have him in St Louis, he just had a career year.it's all down hill from here.

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Glad Dex is getting paid.

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Nope. You don't sign with your rival right after winning the World Series. Classless.

I hope you sprain your ankle today

Oh for fuck sake. He just helped your team win the WS. Stop being a whiny bitch.

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Standing ovation for him the first time he visits Wrigley. Then the booing after that.

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Proud to be UNVERIFIED.

It's almost kinda sad how racist cub fans are. Good ballplayer.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Even a meatball fan would consider your thought a dumb sports thought

You know the guy will be hearing racial slurs from those great Cub fans in the bleachers next year

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I already bought my ticket

If the Cards are foolish enough to give him 5 years, good for him. I appreciate everything he did for the Cubs but I know they weren't going to pay him that kind of
money or give him more than a few years. Nice to see the Cardinals spend some money on a questionable contract for once.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

This sentiment will be echoed after Jake leaves next year too. Too much money for too old a player . Though I don't think Fowlers contract is crazy expensive but ya gotta make room for the new guys.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I'm fine with Fowler signing elsewhere. Cubs weren't even interested in bringing him back. Can't sign with the Cardinals though.

If it makes you feel better, he has to live in St. Louis now.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Denied.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Making a substantial donation of the Busch family's money to Cubs Care in remembrance of the WS win would help a bit.

The Cardinals definitely won this "trade," however.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

It's an ehhh signing but they did need an outfielder. I'm not really sure he's better in center field than Grichuk, but anytime you can add a .390ish leadoff guy it's going to help lengthen your lineup by moving Carpenter to 2 or 3.

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

Seeing him in the Cardinals jersey makes me feel ill. Fuck this guy.

new sig

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And hey, Dexter and Ryan Theriot will have something to talk about now.

Never happened

You barely got that edit in.

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I lost most of my respect for him last year when he came into Cubbie camp with light pockets singing that singsong-y bullshit about loving that team and its classless organization and MANY of its fans.

Nice to see another "fan" showing his true colors though

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

But your also the guy who thinks Anthony Rizzo is the Anti-Christ.

So you might be a little biased.