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TurdFerguson
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One of the bars in college, now closed, used to have "the throne" it was a tiny 2-holer urinal spot and a single toilet on a step up with nothing surrounding it like the throne of a 8x8 room. Only Men's bathroom in the bar.

Additionally, the lines were so long (since it was essentially a 3-holer) that people in line just left the door open as they waited so everybody that walked by had front-row seats to the closer urinal and, God forbid, if anybody decided that they needed to take a deuce on The Throne.


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I've been to a few dingy strip joints, where the pisser was placed in a step. So, as you are a little drinky, you would have to maneuver up a level to piss.
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The Vic Theatre bathroom is mostly disgusting.

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This is a bit of a humble brag, but at Augusta National they have guys in the bathrooms directing traffic, and they wipe down EVERY urinal and EVERY toilet seat after EVERY use.

My wife said it was the same way in the women's bathrooms.

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This is a bit of a humble brag, but at Augusta National they have guys in the bathrooms directing traffic, and they wipe down EVERY urinal and EVERY toilet seat after EVERY use.

My wife said it was the same way in the women's bathrooms.



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TurdFerguson wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
One of the bars in college, now closed, used to have "the throne" it was a tiny 2-holer urinal spot and a single toilet on a step up with nothing surrounding it like the throne of a 8x8 room. Only Men's bathroom in the bar.

Additionally, the lines were so long (since it was essentially a 3-holer) that people in line just left the door open as they waited so everybody that walked by had front-row seats to the closer urinal and, God forbid, if anybody decided that they needed to take a deuce on The Throne.


Inspired by the good Dr. Share your tales gathering around the old yule log.


Girls used to just hang out outside the bathroom door in the hallway and watch guys take a piss.

How would that register with the Twitter crowd these days?

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The Green Mill. I don't think it's been cleaned since pre-prohibition. Also, located stage left where an open door grants MANY an unobstructed view of the brown mill....

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The urinal at 21c Museum Hotel, which contains a very cool bar called Proof on Main, is a glass wall with a trough at floor level...it's a 2-way mirror. You can look at people in the hall outside the bathroom while you piss. There's a waterfall running down the glass on the inside...you don't flush anything.

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The Man Hole

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there is this restaurant in Paris, Cafe Le Zimmer on Avenue Victoria and Place du Chatalet near the Louvre. The bathroom was downstairs and unisex for single use. there was no toilet seat.

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How do you know if someone has been to Paris?

Don't worry, they'll tell you :D

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Circa 1990 a bar called "The Stein" in Cedar Falls, Iowa. The bathroom had no toilet, just a fairly large hole between a bunch of broken tiles. I pissed and went over to the sink to wash my hands, and a guy yells "hey don't wash your hands in that sink, I have to piss in there."

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Lamplighter's in Palatine has the giant urinal.

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is that at Wild Hare ?
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Lamplighter's in Palatine has the giant urinal.

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Bingo! I had that urinal in mind and couldn't remember the bar.
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Lamplighter's in Palatine has the giant urinal.

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That's tiny compared to the one at the Mutiny. It's across the street from Quencher's. You should stop in for a quick shot and a piss on Friday.

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I'm a fan of the giant floor urinal.

Cuts down on splashback.

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i saw these on vacation earlier this year and thought they were kinda cool

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.....I've heard.


:lol: It's definitely something.

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redskingreg wrote:
The Vic Theatre bathroom is mostly disgusting.


It's awful.

The basement bathroom at the Barrymore Theater in Madison is as bad as I have seen.

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In the grandstand men's room at the DuQuoin State Fair you just piss on a wall and there's like a waterfall running down it and a small gutter on the floor.

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the Mutiny and Lamplighter urinals look to be the same size and manufacturer.

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At the last Soldier Field Bears game (playoff loss to Phil) the plumbing malfunctioned and people solemnly lined up in single file lines to piss on the walls in the concourse as if there were urinals there. It was a very warm human moment.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I'm a fan of the giant floor urinal.

Cuts down on splashback.


and it allows me to let the whole thing hang out rather than having to keep half of it in to avoid having my unit dangle in the water

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Bruno and Tim's across from Loyola U barely had a floor. It was like going on an Indiana Jones adventure just to take a piss.

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good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I'm a fan of the giant floor urinal.

Cuts down on splashback.


and it allows me to let the whole thing hang out rather than having to keep half of it in to avoid having my unit dangle in the water


Dolphin's dick is eight inches...from the ground.

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Chus wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I'm a fan of the giant floor urinal.

Cuts down on splashback.


and it allows me to let the whole thing hang out rather than having to keep half of it in to avoid having my unit dangle in the water


Dolphin's dick is eight inches...from the ground.


Poles have the biggest in Europe...very few divorces as well.

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At the last Soldier Field Bears game (playoff loss to Phil) the plumbing malfunctioned and people solemnly lined up in single file lines to piss on the walls in the concourse as if there were urinals there. It was a very warm human moment.


Last time I was at Soldier Field in 2014 I watched a man deck a woman outside the restrooms. It was not a very warm human moment.

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Any in which the door to the crapper goes all the way to the ground. About the only way I'll drop a deuce in public.

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