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SomeGuy
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A couple of Mexicans were just rapping hard on my door just now, I picked up my 12 gauge opened the door racked a shell and told them "wrong house amigos"
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A couple of Mexicans were just rapping hard on my door just now, I picked up my 12 gauge opened the door racked a shell and told them "wrong house amigos"


We know that you don't live in Sauganash.

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A couple of Mexicans were just rapping hard on my door just now, I picked up my 12 gauge opened the door racked a shell and told them "wrong house amigos"


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Don Tiny
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You went to the Denny's he works at?

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A couple of Mexicans were just rapping hard on my door just now, I picked up my 12 gauge opened the door racked a shell and told them "wrong house amigos"


SomeGuy dropped Some Shit while jerking off in the Burger King rest room. The Mexicans didn't want to clean up his mess, so they tried to intervene before too much permanent damage was done to the toilet. When he says he picked up his 12 gauge, he is merely referring to (at max) 4 inches of Viagra induced man meat.

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SomeGuy
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SomeGuy wrote:
A couple of Mexicans were just rapping hard on my door just now, I picked up my 12 gauge opened the door racked a shell and told them "wrong house amigos"


SomeGuy dropped Some Shit while jerking off in the Burger King rest room. The Mexicans didn't want to clean up his mess, so they tried to intervene before too much permanent damage was done to the toilet. When he says he picked up his 12 gauge, he is merely referring to (at max) 4 inches of Viagra induced man meat.


How the hell did you get out of my basement?
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Chus
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Bagels
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you flushed the toilet ?
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SomeGuy wrote:
denisdman wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
A couple of Mexicans were just rapping hard on my door just now, I picked up my 12 gauge opened the door racked a shell and told them "wrong house amigos"


SomeGuy dropped Some Shit while jerking off in the Burger King rest room. The Mexicans didn't want to clean up his mess, so they tried to intervene before too much permanent damage was done to the toilet. When he says he picked up his 12 gauge, he is merely referring to (at max) 4 inches of Viagra induced man meat.


How the hell did you get out of my basement?


I have magical powers. At O'Hare on my way to Denver. I'll smoke one for ya.

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SomeGuy
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SomeGuy wrote:
denisdman wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
A couple of Mexicans were just rapping hard on my door just now, I picked up my 12 gauge opened the door racked a shell and told them "wrong house amigos"


SomeGuy dropped Some Shit while jerking off in the Burger King rest room. The Mexicans didn't want to clean up his mess, so they tried to intervene before too much permanent damage was done to the toilet. When he says he picked up his 12 gauge, he is merely referring to (at max) 4 inches of Viagra induced man meat.


How the hell did you get out of my basement?


I have magical powers. At O'Hare on my way to Denver. I'll smoke one for ya.

Thanks! Smoke high and tight.


Don't drink too much before the flight or Seacrest might hold an exorcism for you.
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A couple of Mexicans were just rapping hard on my door just now, I picked up my 12 gauge opened the door racked a shell and told them "wrong house amigos"

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How do you know they weren't Puerto Rican?

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How do you know they weren't Puerto Rican?


That's easy, you yell "ICE", if they shrug, they're Puerto Ricans.

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Darkside
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A couple of Mexicans were just rapping hard on my door just now, I picked up my 12 gauge opened the door racked a shell and told them "wrong house amigos"

Bullshit.

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