it's me against myself because you can't ever provide any sort of a challenge worthy of a proper "versus" --- you know, like i said in my original post in this thread =P

technically, once i said my piece (which hey, you know, i too was drinky and bored so i just "kicked some real" and said my piece) and i came back today and saw a few people assembled to try and cut me down and all that, i figured i'd entertain myself by pissing off a few people and seeing if i still had what it takes to fend off a group trying to shit on me cuz i dared to speak the painful(ly obvious) truth about one of their e-friends.

i mean seriously, notice how quickly this turned into some kind of referendum-on-sini/shit-on-sini thing. nobody's ever popped up to say that speeps is any good at posting because, well, he isn't. he's just kinda omnipresent here, and he doesnt really rock the boat or stir the drink by actually saying things (cuz offering up thoughts/opinions = people might not like them and thus you, and welp, since he wants to be liked here above else welp c'est la vie, no?) so once i realized what the game was i decided to challenge myself to see if i still "got what it takes" to handle myself in a 1 on ~5 situation.

honestly, arguably the best story in my life (the one where i had to freestyle rap in front of 4 tactical armored chicago police with guns drawn on me to save my ass) only happened because i had the boundless audacity to get into a situation where i [physically] got my ass kicked by 4-5 people against just little ol me. but hey, that's what happens when you endeavor to be a legend > everybody's e-/friend.

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Honorable mention in this thread buddy.

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It was meant to be sarcastic. Anyway, I agree Peeps sucks.

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It takes all kinds! Even traders like Peep's!! But REMEMBER, Sini,, Peep's tried to ruin McNugetts but you talked a lot of shit about eating then failed to COMPETE!!! Even though you chickened out literally,,, if I have to cast a deciding vote I will back you, but please remember sole is the wit of brevity??

You're right.

You care way more about this than I do.

You win.

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Sorry. Heat of the moment.

2005?

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hey tall midget, years ago i realized that i loved electronic music and i wanted to spend my life making electronic music.... the problem was in terms of $$$ (which i'm sure you and all of don tiny's "good upstanding people" would use as an inexorable measure of your overall superiority to me) that you'd have to spend like $5000-20k on a studio, and then after that investment you gotta learn how to use all that stuff.... and then at the end of the day since you're an aphex twin jockrider (tho i prefer "acolyte" =) you're not gonna make any sort of $eriou$ money out of the deal.

then i stopped and thought about rapping.... see, the only instrument i need is my voice (and that costs $0) and then all i'd have to do is lose a fair amount of weight and try really hard.... and then i'd have a pretty decent rigged lottery ticket because white rapping is still such a niche that like, you know, going for "GOAT white rapper" isn't that big of a deal. i mean, after eminem how many great white rappers are out there? slug from atmosphere used to be one (god loves ugly = cutoff tho), sage francis? el-p? there's plenty of room if i wanna go that route.

so right away i started out making tracks that went for it, you know, as hardcore 100% rap nerd as i could go. this track here kind of got me the respect of the greatest rapper to ever walk the earth and then from there, fully cognizant of the fact that my style/delivery sucked [however if i ever got into a studio with a competent producer/engineer i could easily learn how record "real" verses and raps] i branched out and started doing stuff like this which leaned more towards the intellectual/backpacker side of the rap spectrum, but i always knew i could go visceral and crank out sit like this --- and again, all i have to do is lose some weight and try really hard and i could do that for a living. i could shit out articles/columns/podcasts/dj-mixes/whatever.... i just never cared about it. someday i will, but not right now.

you know what rapping is? it's saying what people wish they could say in a way that they never thought of saying it before. for example, since some giant % of rap tracks are basically people saying "i'm the shit (and you need to know this)" --- aka what people wish they could say --- the actual "artform" is in coming up with ways that they never thought of saying it before. and hey, if you actually listened to the first track i listed there (played out) --- tell me if you've ever heard anybody say "i'm the shit" quite like that?

yes i know my style sucks. yes i know the fidelity is low, but i say some shit. and in terms of "saying some shit" i reckon that's why you've got such an e-hardon for me despite the fact i dont even know you: you're bitter and jealous that you're so much better than me yet despite all of that i still remain closer to having a legit chance to realize my hopes-n-dreams in life (none of that wife-n-kids bullshit, i mean the real shit like growing up to be an astronaut, race car driver, or rapper) because without even so much as a modicum of effort i am what you've worked your whole life to be: a tall midget.

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i can assure you that i'll be spending the next 5-7 business days sitting right next to my mailbox waiting for my "ethered speeps" prize =P

...but now that i've outed myself as enjoying this meta-bullshit for what it is, TM is gonna take the easy way out and just pull a faux-transcendentalism thing and act like he's too important to deal with me/my-BS because "hurr durr i have a life and you're a loser who has nothing else going on other than this sini" ---- just watch. you know it's coming cuz TM is incapable of actually making any real zingers outside of dragging my family into this (aka "cheap shots"), which means that he's just yet another a small-dicked ugly-woman-fucking smug smarmy [leftist? prolly =] piece of shit who needs to slag me off to feel better about himself, because beholding me in all of my TLDR glory makes him feel infinitesimal in comparison.... or at least that'd explain to me why somebody i dont even know hates me so much =P

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Don't worry, Sini. TM is an academic, which translates roughly to "beta."

TP sucks for the reasons you've already highlighted.

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I'll take shit from an alpha like sini, but I'll be goddamned if I take it from a hillbilly less-than-beta eunech like you.

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So what is Sini's beef?

BREVITY, please.

i don't have any beef.... i just scoffed at dennis THE MAN naming terry's peeps as poster of the year cuz that's basically like awarding the "like button" as the facebooker of the year..... and then today i come back to the thread and see a few people coming in on me (in yet another much-needed referendum on me, aka "how much i suck") so i decided to engage them and take it head on for the hell of it.

meanwhile, speeps is just kind of hanging out and at least semi-intentionally doing everything i say that he always does cuz he's at least clever enough to realize that it's all a "heaping helping of hooey" so he'll have a little fun with it. meanwhile, tall midget evidently has hated me for a long time and found an excuse to slag me off cuz you know.... holy shit, let me go around making a few unchecked statements and who knows how scary things can get if i'm ever allowed to have a little self-esteem?

but hey, tall midget had to drag my grandpa into this so like i said earlier, i'm fairly certain that he's a small-dicked / ugly-woman-fucking piece of shit who's bitter and jealous that he's so lame in comparison to a loser like me, aka "c'est la vie, no?" =D

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well yeah, i mean out of this thread tall midget is the only person i wanna motherfuck because he intentionally tried dragging my family into this to get a rise out of me. i wanna see his facebook page so i can behold his glory and his wife/family and then i can make some snarky shoyts at him, but seeing as he's a smug smarmy pedantic faux-intellectual bitch who has to take shots at the kind of greatness he can only hope of being, he's run off to go and hide (inexorably ending up being something like "sorry sini i have a life so i cant sit here and argue with you all day" --- watch. all he can do is dish out ad-hominem platitudes at me and basically be like "YOU'RE SINI AND YOU SUCK, THEREFORE I TRANSCEND YOU BY DEFAULT" --- cuz if this dude ever tried taking me on in any arbitrary debate or competition on an equal playing field i'd squash him like the little dumbass twit that he obviously is....

...and i say obviously cuz i've always had this thing in my life where short/small people and especially faux/intellectual people love to beef with me cuz they figure their societal status > mine = "victory over me by default" and since they secretly rate me as some kind of !!! that makes them feel better about themselves/

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Sini trending to a 6 seed.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

HEY! You wouldn't make it 5 minutes breeding hogs, you fucking beta! You unmount a boar from a sow in heat and get back to me!

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Cry boar.

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This has been a fun read. I mean I actually read more than 2 sentences of a sini post for the first time in months.

Peeps and I have had our issues, but he is alright in my book.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Sini is the man

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Sini is a waste of valuable forum storage space. Say more with less.

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Elections have consequences.

This is the self-proclaimed King of all Blacks.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

dude, just wait til i try someday. there's a reason that college professors like tall midget and radio producers/hosts like jason goff trip on me.... in the case of the latter its that because after he went out of his way to have me notice him @ bourbonnais 09 i didnt bow down and suck his e-dick on the internet like OMFG IT'S JASON FUCKING GOFF so his battle plan was to call me an obsessed fan of his? lol whatever.... super secret secret squirrel saying OFF THE NUTS!!!!!

and btw, if you wanna save forum space in the name of "better quality posts" how about you put an edict on all those stupid circlejerk threads with titles that have some sort of pun related to another thread (like someone makes ROGUE 1: A STAR WARS STORY and then someone else has to go BROGUE 1: A CFMB story, or you know all the ALPHA [???] threads right now?)

i mean seriously, yeah i've been a raging/ragging Caller Bob in this thread.... but outside of that i'd maintain that like 97% of my posts nowadays are just normal regular [length] posts that fit in here just fine.... problem is that if i ever take a minute to lampoon/parody a stupid drunken DDM post (all the way down to the length) i inexorably get a few people who find an excuse to turn things into a referendum on me, and hey you know i was forged in the crucible of e-metadrama way back in the dialup BBS days so i mean, shit, sometimes i'l engage people for the hell of it. and of course linking stupid rap songs as some sort of justification of my existence is pretty hilarious in and of itself, but the part that most people don't seem to grasp is that i'm not only in on the joke.... i cracked the fucking joke in the first place =P

but hey, i maintain that you can seriously take a gander at the wonderful world of white rap/pers and then if you can stomach my old shitty ~08-09 style enough to actually hear the words/things i'm actually saying..... man. can't you see that i figured out my $$$niche$$$ a long time ago but i'm just kinda sitting back and watching the world burn til it's "sin of the cynical apocalypse" time? in the here and now i'm just formally trying to do a little #BabeRuthGame in calling my shot cuz you know there WAS a time where i could fake a suicide threat on an anonymous/twitter and in under 5-10mins a drop dead gorgeous chick would show up in my location (we both laughed like idiots when she said she was "an actress" =) supposedly there to give me what i wanted (PROTIP: not her)

and even tho she was technically was just another dead end (which seemed to be the grand point being made during all of these "encounters" in my day-to-day life) still, akin to getting a shitty christmas gift "it's the thought that counts" and it also begged the question (which i never formally asked anyone cuz i used to get that [X] PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS box checked on my kindergarten report cards) --- why would anyone be all over even my "secret" / "clandestine" / "relatively anonymous" twitter so thoroughly tha they'd dispatch a stupid-crazy-hot chick to my location to at least tease me like "hey i've got exactly what you want..." only to have me blow it off in the end because i'm not a bigfan of faustian arrangements, you know what im saying? *twilight zone theme*

(inb4 DID. NOT. HAPPEN. tho the funny part = i'm supposedly so unoriginal and awful then how am i making all this shit up with an endless supply of crazy details if i'm supposedly not even creative/original at all? oh wait.... surely everyone in their life hss at least had 1-2 time where they bitch about how they want something on twitter only to have a gorgeous chick pop up 5-10mins later all ike #BizMarkieGame maintained!

btw, for the ~3-5ppl here who know that i'm not full of shit with all of this.... in the midst of our ~45mins of riding random buses around in a big ol parallelogram she mentioned at one point "hey btw don't read into this to much in a biblical sense cuz i have a big jewish boyfriend who'd totally kick your ass if he knew that you were trying to mess with me" --- yeah we both started cracking up like 1/2 of the bus looked at us like "what the fuck is wrong with them?" -- but if you realize what she quite possibly meant with that line there, man, can't you see why i went out of my way to NOT try and take "them" up on their seemingly-generous offer/s? once again, i can't say i'm big into accepting things from ppl who literally show up at the crossroads i'm at (western and belmont) =P



indeed, why do you think people wanted to fuck with me (literally and figuratively) in the first place?

(and yes, once again i am aware of DID. NOT. HAPPEN. / [meme] / whatever..... but isn't it a catch-22 like if i'm supposedly so unoriginal and pointless/worthless and awful then i clearly don't have the ability to be creative enough to make up all this stuff (cuz seriously, i'd at least find it interesting if someone started telling stories like this) -- so if i don't have the ability to make all this up, then it must have actually happened, right? but wait, that can't be true cuz i'm a delusional mental patient, right?

yeah, just say that i'm reading too much in people who happen to be taking the piss out of me in a way that's coincidenally like i just tweeted.... just as long as i'm nothing but the board's little pet freakshow, cuz in the end that's what matters. in the end i'm really just here to act the fool and basically put all of you over because you're better than me by default.... and definitely don't go reading into any possible "delusions of grandeur" type interpretations of "the fool" tarot card... yeah definitely don't do that =P

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and btw, i'd be remiss if i didn't say that my little cackle-worthy plan to derail ddm's stupid circlejerky thread = k sera sera, no? =P

you know it's bad then the people's troll (nas) realizes that the best way to work the ppl "on the right side of [this thread]" is to literally show up and complement me. that says it all, altho there's a ~2% chance that nas ~10% means what he said cuz i think i might have bumped the respect-o-meter by winning his fantasy baseball league 3 times in a row (and i started winning them exactly when i said i would in the 2011 draft =) --- c'est la me, no?

TLDR = i'm pretty much done "doing my thing" in the thread here unless, hey. tall midget where's your bitch-ass at? i'd love to have a proper go at you without being blindsided like "why does this guy i don't even know seem to ostentatiously dislike me so much?" altho since you're an e- Pu**y with a capital P you wouldn't dare give me a chance to behold anything of your social media presence (twitter account? facebook?) so i actually have a gander into your psyche and go beyond general platitudes ("small-dicked ugly-bitch-fucker") to give you the proper FUCK YOU that you deserve

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Gotta consider SomeGuy. He cast his lot with Trump and won.

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do you think he sits by his mailbox everyday waiting for his trump prize to come in the mail?

speaking of a potential "trump prize" i seem to remember some thing george dubya bush did where he somehow managed to free up a bunch of $$$ out of some kind of budget so he turned around and cut checks to a metric-assload of americans like "hey! don't you see how cool i am?! here's $[250-500?] on the house from uncle dubya!" -- do you remember what i'm talking about here? cuz i'm thinking if trump ended up pulling a similar stunt like that [literally giving ppl a "trump prize"] i reckon he'd endear himself even more to his "base" [comprised of ~30-40% of people who essentially voted Trump "for the lulz" aka "fuck the left"]

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Twice as awesome as SINI but 3 times as bad to the boner as Terry's Peeps

As needed, I'll add some folks to the list. Neither winners nor honorable mentions, these special posters demand our attention:

SomeGuy- The ultimate purveryor of chaos and seeker of anarchy. A cheerleader for the alt right movement. Clearly intelligent, he manipulates his adversaries but occasionally flashes the evil genius that is buried deep within. His value system is questionable. Currently he is being vetted for a spot in the Trump administration.

Sini- A gift to us. You either choose to enjoy his ramblings or ignore them. There are some tremendous nuggets in each of his TLDR's, and you gloss over them at your own peril. His is the epitome of the today's ADD youth. He needs attention and screams wildly if neglected. When put to good use, his talents are evident. When in crybaby mode, he scares the piss out of me. And it must be said that my gay dating profile was well received.

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Panther has come back guns blazing as well.

Serious contender making a late charge.

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I think Sini is a nice guy, but I never read his posts.

I actually think that they are some sort of futuristic alien spell that, if you were to read them through in their entirety, you would appear on this Earth to go mad, while actually having your inner being channeled into another dimension.

Dangerous stuff.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

man this morning i just remembered oh shit i made a LMFAO diss 8-10yrs ago.... i had completely forgot about it. i recorded this at the northwest transportation center (by one schaumburg place) and on a pace bus.... evidently cuz it just seemed like "the thing to do" one day.

but hey, if this thread has learned me anything this is how i could make optimal use of my communicational abilities

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pisla is in the lead for 2017. I've closed out 2016.....

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