Anything you guys/gals have on your Holiday gift list that you know is just a pipe dream? I have been a little Grinchy the last week or
so because I know I am not getting anything that I don't already know of, or am excited about. I realize that the holidays are mostly
for the kids but it would be fun to get something cool for once. I told my wife that I wanted a puppy and she looked at me like I was
crazy. We have a dog already and my wife is tolerant of it but I think she is pretty adamant about not getting another one....

Do you have anything you find yourself day dreaming about or wanting that you know you are very likely not getting?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Humility.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

He's Santa, not Jesus.

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Money

I apologize for your financial misfortune.

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mucho beer

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I think there is something that will teach you humility

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It's still not too late for The Giant Meteor to save us all.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'll settle for a day off.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Sexting during Christmas Eve family party and then during dinner on Christmas day.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

I can tell by your post that you're coming down with the 24-hour flu ... what you need is at least 5 hours' time at RTS in EGV tomorrow ... I'm a doctor, you know.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Don Tiny is the board's famous part time gynecologist.


Money would be nice. I need new golf spikes too. No more drama from family would be the best gift ever, but I'd have better luck finding a three legged ballerina.

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I was going to get you a map gas torch. I think someone like you could really use it.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Frank is a big fan of crème brulee?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

He's a big fan of setting shit on fire.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George