Beardown: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! NO EGO?!?! NO EGO?!!? I'VE BEEN TRANSCRIBING SAID EGO FOR YEARS FROM THIS BASEMENT. HOW DOES SOMEONE THIS CLOSE TO THE SHOW NOT SEE IT?!?!?!?! MAYBE BECAUSE he HAS AN EVEN bigger EGO?!?!
Girl Chained to Furnace: At least you have some closure. It's over. You kind of win. Like when you challenged yourself to knock down the entire bag of Flaming Hot Doritos. It's a victory in your world. Own it.
Beardown: NOT HAPPENING GIRLFRIEND. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING! They need to know about my thoughts. They are important. My mom told me so. I think this entire Boers "surgery" thing is how Trump got....
Girl Chained to Furnace: I know, you think Matt Abbata whatever, Cola? The guy with the ice girl, or whatever. I know you think he made Trump President, Kyle Fuller bad, and Spaulding like you. But it's all bullshit. Also, your shirt isn't a napkin. Leftover Reduced Fat Fritos don't provide a sexy scent.
Beardown: You can be so hurtful.
Girl Chained to Furnace: I'm chained to a fucking furnace.
Beardown: Stop acting like Vic Fangio. You love it here.
Girl Chained to Furnace:
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Telegram Sam wrote:
I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.