Excluding wedding rings

None

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None.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

None, burrito.

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None unless I'm going out. Then I wear hand me downs and cheap charming charlie stuff. I don't wear my wedding rings. When my kids were little it was a pain. Now, I'm too fat for them.

none

however, i used to be a douchey ring guy when i lived in the city.

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@audioidkid

verrrrry interesting

None. If I wanted to act like a girl I'd watch baseball.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

None

pfft

I know JORR has a fat gold chain around his neck

Does a Prince Albert count? Asking for a friend?

Do watches count? I like watches.

Does Hub still wear that super bitchin' earring?

Plain stainless steel necklace. Fancy occasions I rock my grandfather's diamond pinky ring.

Earrings, several rings, a bracelet, watch, and a Price Albert.

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Guy Fieri is co-owner of Johnny Garlic's and Tex Wasabi's Restaurants

Yea, that's what made me think of asking
At a conference at work last week there were 6 or 7 people and i'm looking around and all of them were wearing watches

I haven't worn a watch in 15 years or more.....my phone is my watch

I have a nice citizen watch I'll wear when going out or something.
Don't wear it to work.
I used to have a sweet Casio I wore to work but I stopped cause I beat the shit out of it.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

What if you're pretending to be a widower?

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Jewelry is for broads, fruits, and those without enough character to otherwise justify their existence in their own minds. And Dagos.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Never had a piercing, never had a tattoo, never been with an Asian (which bothers me to this day).

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You folks will notice, of course, that leash did not specify what gender of Asian he's pining to pork.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I've been to too many board gatherings to think any of us can talk about what people should and shouldn't wear.

A Watch

I wear a watch. Not really sure why. I do wear the occasional ascot as well. Do ascots count as jewelry?

As much as ties and socks do, one would figure.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

toe ring during the summer

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

None except for a toe ring.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Whereas I have enjoyed spirited congress with not one, but two pierced, tattooed Asian ladies.

In short, leashyourkids is a loser.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Like throwing a little smokie down a bamboo-covered, footwear-restricted hallway.

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