Has fatherhood changed Goff? Is he still laughing at everything?

I listen for the 1st 5 minutes but had to PTFB. Spiegel went full burrito when talking about Goff being the father of a human! You made this human, your flesh and blood, he's a little you...blah blah blah...

It's been a up and down show today. The sports talk has been ok, but the other stuff has been bad. Spiegs sad story about trying to win his kid over with gifts. Goff with baby stories that nobody cares to hear about.

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Oh no. Goff isn't gonna be the guy with baby stories like he's the only one to ever have a baby is he? I think he used to be the guy that told people not to talk about their babies when he was single. Actually, I think he once said "Brothers don't talk about their babies. Brothers know that nobody cares." He's was right. That is a "White thing".

Goff inherited the bad white traits from B&B.

I remember when Big Purple found out he was going to be a father he said, in a breathless (non-joking) voice, "I have created life..."

Oy.

No. Grimace is the king of ""OMG, parenthood is soooooooo rewarding". Easily the biggest va-jay-jay at 670 literally and figuratively.

Big Perp asked about the size of baby Goffs junk and of course Goff said it was impressive

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Really? That's kind of racist by Spiegel. Not kind of. It is racist.

Asking questions about a child's genitalia seems odd, even in a joking manner. Did he ask Bernstein the same question about his son? Maybe during transition he'll say: "So, Terry, thinking back to when your sons were born -- how big were their penises?"

I hope Goffs kid is light skinned

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He did actually joke that the kids was light the first few days before getting darker. He joked that he worried a Puerto Rican slipped into the woman.

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That's why it's racist. Because of the stereotype. Of course Spiegel would not ask that question of a white father. Not only is it racist, it's weird.

They also took some solid shots at Bernsie (I think) during the segment on Spiegs spoiling his kid at Chanukah.

Spiegs was like, "let me show you how good it is to be Jewish" and Goff chimed in "oh, he'll learn, wait until he gets handed a radio gig".

Spiegs: "Or gets named as an athletic trainer at Deerfield High School....[Goff chuckling maniacally]...finds a charity to work with."

Goff then said something about going to college and meeting black people for stories you can take home to your family and never see them again.

There may have been a few other remarks, but they quickly went into their "we're bad people" routine, which makes me think some of those were barbs aimed at Bernstein, at least, and especially, the charity one.

The only thing I want to hear less about than someone's fantasy football team is their baby.

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Yeah. I do like hearing stories of other people's hookers, however.

The worst was that speech he gave at one of his band things. Smarmy douche.





























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































The worst was that speech he gave. Smarmy douche.

Spaulding had a stroke check on her.

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Spaulding channeling 312player.

Wonder how Goff will be able to handle being stuck in the "Jack shack" while ol' girl's on the mend....

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That's weird and I can't edit it.

I kept thinking my phone wasn't updating fast enough as I scrolled through.

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Yeah, he can expect to spend about six weeks there. Longer if she had a C-section.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

"Brothers can wait!!!!!"

-Jason Goff

Pretty sure I just heard him say the baby isn't even home yet. Was the kid born premature or what? That's a long time to be in hospital. Sounds like it's "all good" though. Hope so. I remember bringing my first home. Awesome feeling.

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Yeah, I think I heard him say yesterday that he was 4-5 weeks early.