Well, a 14 year old can't, so if a dog can, then the dog is a rapist. But if the dog is less than 18, it can't consent either. The only question is whether we use dog years.....

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Isn't there some dude who takes a life-sized doll girlfriend to the Brookfield Zoo and asks employees to give her guided tours?

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I can't tell if you're lifting this from a Bob's Burgers episode or if you mean BeerFan.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

No, I'm not lifting anything, I'm pretty sure there's a dude who goes to the zoo with a doll like they're on a date.

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Yes, I think he pushes her in a wheelchair. I've seen him.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Fuck the both of you. Online dating has not worked very well for me.

Yep, there he is, just googled "brookfield zoo doll guy"

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

He is embracing the life he wants and he is not being forced to live less than his best life because of his physical characteristics.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That's some seriously depressing real-life Lars and the Real Girl stuff there.

I think those dolls cost like $6,000.

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Don, the wheelchair pushing incident I like is that one from Naked Gun. I think it was OJ Simpson who got pushed over the upper deck fence.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

It depends on whether the dog is clovergendered.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

That's not just a doll, it's a Real Doll, so you know it isn't just a Platonic relationship

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The doll people scare me. They treat them like real people and give them personalities.

so do the dog and cat people

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Did you have a dog that ran away when you were little?

While I'm not into anthropomorphizing my dog, she has a personality, emotions, and instincts. I do not think they are the same as humans but there is something there.

You need a dog.

She's pretty hot. Would.