Should I post in all caps to confirm your theory??? Yes, I am John Drool, as well as Big Ed, ParkRidge Stpeh, and the best one, IMO is The Revenge of Mao. You got one out of 4, not bad......
The other possibility, of course, is that I am not any of them and there is another bad speller out there.....

_________________
SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

While we're (sort of) on the topic: Impressive!!! 60 words in one post. Your new personal record for 2008!!! From now on, I don't count one-letter words, numbers or initials.

My Dear Friend Spankme,
Thank You! I have noticed that Jason has little to say if it cannot be said in an emoticon or with a one word response. It has been said that those with their mouths open the most have the least to say, and Happy is certainly one of these. Maybe Mitch can tell us how often her mouth is open.
Your Best Love,
Evil J.A.C.K.

_________________
My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

I thought you and Jason resolved your differences and were now getting along. I guess the war is back on huh?

_________________
Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Wow.

_________________

My Dear Friend Skip,
It is entirely possible to love someone with all your heart and still be continuously disappointed with them. I have always thought of Jason as a wasted talent. A female on a male dominated board should have had much more to say and contribute, more flirtations, more sexual innuendo. Instead, she pretended to be a boy (poorly, HHJ as a boy is kind of like Silvy as a man, something just does not fit), played games, trolls more then a bass fisherman, and just agrees with everything.
So sad.
I liked her more when she hated me. But then, everyone hates me.

Your Friend,
Evil J.A.C.K.

_________________
My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

Isn't the Jergins line from a movie? Maybe it was just a quotable?

_________________
"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'm not Big Ed. My personality doesn't even mesh with a character like that. If I were to create a troll, it would be somebody like Katt Williams or something. Nice try KS but nope. It ain't me.

_________________
Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Mwahaha! A very amusing and highly entertaining thread. Perhaps one day when Akama isn't being a sneaky bastage I can afford some time to read the entire thing.

_________________
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED...

Heyyyyy....

_________________
"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

What the hell are you waiting for?

Fuck you both. Take jabs at me, fine. Leave Mitch out of it. You are clearly jealous or you wouldn't keep refering to it. Spanky I say a lot, just not in the racist un-educated dickish Mike North Section. J.A.C.K., there is no war, you won. I am outta here....

_________________
SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

HHJ, screw 'em both. Sounds to me like they're just trying to piss you off. Don't bail on their account, man.

_________________
"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

In all seriousness, I think Evil J.A.C.K. went overboard with that one.

_________________
Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Yeah I agree. Overall I like EVIL JACK, but when I saw that I was like ....wow...

_________________

+1 needless to say. It was a cheap shot and mean spirited.

I originally typed that I also felt it was a low blow but then realized that could be taken out of context so I changed it to that was a shot below the belt but encountered the same dilemma so I deleted them both.

Damn, more than 2 words

_________________
SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

+1

Jack, play nice or we up the thorazine.

_________________
Seriously?

HHJ sorry if I am getting the last word here...

I like Jacks posts alot and have said so on many occasions. His characters makes me LOL pretty much daily, but that last post was bullshit. Theres always a line you dont cross, and that was one of them. I dont blame HHJ for getting pissed but dont leave the board cuz some idiot hiding behind a troll wants to take shots at you.

_________________
Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Jason, most of us like you on this board. Don't let something like that force you to stay away.

_________________
Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I think we all need a group hug--and the nearest address of an Operation Snowball meeting so we can talk about our feelings and troubled childhoods (with pictures, hopefully).

_________________

Im waiting till April 6th so someone I consider more worthy will be eligible.

_________________
Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Thank you sir. I would like to extend my most sincere and humble gratitude.

_________________
Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Fuck me??? What the hell are you talking about? I'm just making a simple observation on the length of your typical "NNNNNNNNNN!!!!" posts. And you get offended by that? Compared to all of the other crap that flies around this place? I have no idea who "Mitch" is or "J.A.C.K." either. Is that what you're insulted about? I had nothing to do with those posts........Hmmmm, maybe it's time to get over yourself and stop making any type of critical, sarcastic, or negative posts if others aren't allowed to respond or make their own.

_________________

Spanky definitely needs a hug.

_________________

No hugs from Midgets - only from HHJ.

_________________

I am troubled by the board's direction

It needs an infusion of your special brand of spankitude.

_________________

Will do. I hate bringing shitstorm's upon myself, but I understand the greater good.

Random signs leading one to invent character/trolls on a message board


NSFW messages bring immediate arousal
Stays up all night posting in the voice of hockey section
Jerk off routinely to pictures of Spaulding and HHJ

Irons purple polo shirts with a fire and a passion
Sings Judy Collins show-tunes in the shower

Juvenile tendencies stemming from a lack of maturity and lack of growing up emotionally
Anger towards areas in life one cant vent directly at and alternative methods need to be found
Chronic masturbation

Keeping Score definitely has no idea what he is talking about

_________________
"Stay out of courtrooms-but if you must go in be Well Armed and Don't compromise. You are innocent, remember that. They are guilty" -- Dr. Gonzo

Well done Mitchell!

_________________
Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"