Baffoe leading off to tell the story about the great time he had agreeing with Dan about scolding a caller

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Larry talking about "boobgate" and how it hurt Larry so much to admonish Dan on air. Also, Larry apologizing to Dan for having to do that.

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Laurence
Goff
Drinky
Baffoe

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Maddux Boy, Quad City Pat, our crew that went to Real Time Sports...

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Jerry Sandusky

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You know me like that.

Pat Mannelly

Jason Bernstein
Julie DiCaro

I would imagine Brian Billick could call in and ask what show this is again.

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I imagine there would be a lot of well wishes from people with whom he had no personal relationship and maybe one or two co workers.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The One Step Charity, Child violence organizations, the important work that was done...

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You know me like that.

Jason Whitlock

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

the CEO of Avant Credit

Ronnie Woo Woo and guys dressed up like Ron Santo and JoePa.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Julie would turn on her mic to thank Dan for his continued support of rape victims. Also 2-3 people would inevitably call in to talk about how they were abused as kids and how much they appreciated Dan talking so seriously about the PSU scandal. The term "victim farm" would be said at least a half dozen times.

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https://twitter.com/HFsMustache

It bothers me that I was actually thinking about posting this one...

Seeing as how they've teetered over the years with the guy being a talentless windbag one day and someone worth quoting the next, I guess it would depend on the day whether or not he was welcome.

Adam Hoge. He's pretty much a Bernstein clone.

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I'm assuming you're speaking of the theory where clones emulate the original but get progressively dumber.

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The unlabeled wine guy.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Brittney Griner. To have a discussion of genetics and Al Campanis

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

You can't even remember Cameron Hughes?

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Coach K shows up in an ice cream truck during the final hour.

Sponsored by some clothing company calling itself "Big Boy Pants".

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

don't mess with the pack

the strength of the pack is the wolf and the strength of the wolf is the pack

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Advertising doesn't work on me.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

See you and I are like one.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Well Bobby Knight then, choking and all.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I think he's a value pick in the 3rd round.

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You know me like that.

#TeamBernstein has achieved Strength of the Wolf

Before or after "Kirkland"?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

regular listeners calling in to give him well wishes and Dan getting short with them and asking them to get to the point.

Truthfully, it would be a bunch of listeners talking about how much smarter he made them.

I don't think it would have quite the impact. I listen to radio to get dumber. I'm not going to school.

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You know me like that.