This place has a language all its own. Especially whatever gibberish IkeSouth spews.

We need operational definitions.

Define a term that is used on this board and nowhere else.

Burrito (n) - gay

In a sentence: UFBT threads are burrito

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"Mult" is an obvious one.

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Balck

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ghey -- to be more gay than usual ; ultra-gay

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Does this new board have code that censors any other offensive words?

nut - 'euphemism' employed so as not to offend the black, latino, and Jewish communities


bored - both what we are and where we are

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Did.Not.Happen.

negative connotation; a phrase used as an accusation of another poster for telling a falsehood to increase his or her board credibility

ex:

Chas: I was reading a book on military history, and...

Douchebag: Did. Not. Happen.

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The Gays

It seems to have started as people who were big Blackhawks fans. I use it all the time now to refer to anyone who regularly posts on this board. I assume the origin was related to the poster Hockey Gay.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

NEXT! - a hallmark of those with neither a good grasp of reality nor the English language.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

beta

Someone who likes or does something that you don't.

redskingreg: I like sewing

leashyourkids: shut up, beta

I believe if finds its earliest origin from one of the update fellas who said "thanks a lot, gays" instead of "... guys" ... might've been Schuster.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Didn't it start with some caller with a ridiculous Chicago accent saying, "I'm a big hahckey gay"?

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It was from hockey fan texters who would text Bernstein and say "your gay" rather than the proper "you're gay". Therefore, Dan started saying he had a hockey gay since that's what the former spelling would indicate.

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Yeah, that's right. "Another text from one of my hockey gays."

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MATCH!

As in:

Hockey Gay=Dan Bernstein

MATCH!

PTFB - Punch The F*%$#ing Button

Drinky - Matt Abbatacola

Meatpants, Grimace, Big Purp, Candy Man - Matt Spiegel (I'm sure there are more monickers)

Sir, LoHo - Lawrence Holmes

Move - Move

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

ISOP - the Inner Sanctum Of Pricks ... jimmypasta's favorite bored members.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I wasn't going to mention this but DT just used it in another thread:

ISOP-Inner Sanctum of Pricks

Coined by me in a fit of anger in what I sensed was going on in the "board within the board". I used to make jokes about secret handshakes and meetings.

Some years later I find out about a secret meeting to purchase the board.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

doug league - a chick who is probably hot that doug has either banged or could bang.

I always got the impression that "Doug League" carried a connotation of a smaller type of girl.

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2nd part of definition.

It was Barzini all along...

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Can someone define FOTS as it relates to Bernstein?

Both correct. I'd like to think the Schuster malaprop somehow played into that if only to save face.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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Face Of The Station

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Yeah, like Fiona Apple sized.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George